@Kealor hope your anus is ready
@Kealor I'd kek your comment but I can't find it thanks to the furry dev yiff session
Well, you wouldn't be much of a Secret Agent if you *admitted* it was your title, now would you? @Sarahdale
**prepareth thine anoose**
I keep it barb wired at all times
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Too late, the cliff is the only option left for me now
~~i got a barrel shroud on me dick~~
Anyone using the communal fleshlight? Feel like getting a few nuts off
@Laucivol I suppose that's true. 🤔 I am going to be a bit controversial here and openly state that the Canadians Secret Services, despite being good, are led by an incompetent
Most governmental agencies are, I hate to say.
@Son of Rome sorry, this fleshlight is for whites-only, you may proceed to the People of Colour fleshlight over there.
Don't bad mouth your boss Sarah
Only good mouth him 🍆
@Swedishmafia101 Kid, im whiter than a sheet and I can trace my German ancestry to Charles V
Give me the damn white man fleshlight
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Are we... still pretending there are women on this server?
@Kealor My boss is a woman and who said I didn't? <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
*Still?*
@Scale_e there are a good number actually
Correct
Most of em hang out in the VC usually
And that "good number" is "0"
Good work soldier
@Scale_e Rule 30 of the internet
"There are no girls here, just convincing men"
**we must embark on the quest to find real wahmen**
Strictly speaking, the internet is a sexless void. In every sense.
Strictly speaking, so is your parent's bed
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Oof.
Pro tip, there are better sites for finding girls online if you're that thirst
Considering one of my parents is dead.. I would hope that's the case.
... well me dad has the Alzheimer's... so Im gonna go out on a limb and say "I hope so?"
I prefer finding women irl not gonna lie
My parents are boomers
My parents are kazoomers
