Too late, the cliff is the only option left for me now

~~i got a barrel shroud on me dick~~

Anyone using the communal fleshlight? Feel like getting a few nuts off

@Laucivol I suppose that's true. 🤔

I am going to be a bit controversial here and openly state that the Canadians Secret Services, despite being good, are led by an incompetent

Most governmental agencies are, I hate to say.

@Son of Rome sorry, this fleshlight is for whites-only, you may proceed to the People of Colour fleshlight over there.

Don't bad mouth your boss Sarah

Only good mouth him 🍆

@Swedishmafia101 Kid, im whiter than a sheet and I can trace my German ancestry to Charles V

Give me the damn white man fleshlight

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Are we... still pretending there are women on this server?

@Kealor My boss is a woman and who said I didn't? <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

*Still?*

@Scale_e there are a good number actually

Correct

Most of em hang out in the VC usually

And that "good number" is "0"

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Good work soldier

@Scale_e Rule 30 of the internet

"There are no girls here, just convincing men"

**we must embark on the quest to find real wahmen**

Strictly speaking, the internet is a sexless void. In every sense.

Strictly speaking, so is your parent's bed

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Oof.

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Pro tip, there are better sites for finding girls online if you're that thirst

Considering one of my parents is dead.. I would hope that's the case.

... well me dad has the Alzheimer's... so Im gonna go out on a limb and say "I hope so?"

I prefer finding women irl not gonna lie

My parents are boomers

My parents are kazoomers

Anyone else see the South Park Dune parody?

Necrophilia is less gross

Necrophilia is overrated

Ive literally only recently been reading Dune. Interesting coincidence

@Kealor I'm disappointed that back when race-mixing was illegal they didn't label it "negrophilia".

@Kealor Their leathery skin dripping with sweat. your mom's orange in a tube sock boobs swinging back and fourth. Your dad's wrinkly nut sack slapping into her saggy ass cheeks