Message from @Dick Kickem
Discord ID: 279485842819645440
The focus is real
And their stubborn to let it go
and he just drives and goes golfing like it's just not even unusual
lol that reminds me
he basically asked me to find him his car to replace mine, right?
so I did
here were his requirements: red, fits his golfclubs, SUV he can sit in without bending over too much to get in because he's old
and that was it
....it took me about 15 mins
Some people have simple tastes xD
yeh
...so I went overboard
and he got a 2013 ford edge limited
with ALL THE THINGS
cuz it was still cheaper than he expected
cuz i found a steeply discounted off-lease
The chat was better when it was restricted
go butt-chug sriracha
anyway
....great I just laughed at my own insult
Its okay, me too man
I hope I didn't wake anyone
I mean Ive heard better insults from 12 year olds
But solid effort xD
...Well I mean....It would hurt way more than drinking it
Would make for an interesting story
Indeed
Ive heard a similar one from a friend involving her husband, jalapenos and a bottle of KY
Not necessarily in that order
dear god
a whole bottle?
(JK)
(my humor is bad and I should feel bad)
I dont know, all I do know is, apparently it was the best night of her life in years apparently
OH
well then I guess all went better than expected
better than I expected anyway
Now that the obligatory bad and sexual jokes are out of the way
One time my dad ran himself over with a boat
i heard sexual jokes and came here as soon as possible