Well, kill the military.
What's cook in' babe?
I just said what you can find.
A few nights ago a felt a lump when I took a shit
Your dick
Nothing because I aint cookin for a lazy fat fuck @George Carlin's Saggy Ballsack
Where was the lump?
Now I have two
Like on my asshole
If you're that scared, get a surgeon to perform endoscopy to see in your butt.
Touchy babe
Are you fat?
No
Skinny
Hm
That might be a perennial hematoma.
Skinner than usual
Have you been straining yourself while pooping?
Is anyone here Haitian?
Could be a hemroid
And I eat a shit load
*no? Sorry k bye-*
Puns
But Im not gaining weight
Because if you had cancer there the numb would be in your butt
You should see a doctor
It's probably a hemroid
I dont strain
@Deleted User Are you constipated?
hemorrhoid...
Christ.
When I noticed it was diarreha
You don't need to strain for a hemorrhoid
You need to strain for it to blow up
Perianal hematoma comes to mind...
. . . why am I still here
That's a large welt of blood that is around or within the ring of the anus.
Which is treatable by time.
Ooh, I've got quite the sore in my mouth, babe.
@Deleted User that sounds like a you problem
