Message from @enderraccoon
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And you will find pus and blood if it seems to rupture.
There will be lumps in there.
I don't think he was being serious
Well I came in at a weird time 😹😅
Yes, yes you did.
It's always weird here
But hey, at least you know how to spot the cancers in your ass.
I don't doubt that for a second.
So get your nearest endoscopic camera and shove it in there.
I'm worried
I really am
Why
Because I am losing sanity.
Aren't we all
Because things are getting really bad in Canada and my boyfriend is in the military
No I was being dead serious
Well, kill the military.
What's cook in' babe?
I just said what you can find.
A few nights ago a felt a lump when I took a shit
Nothing because I aint cookin for a lazy fat fuck @George Carlin's Saggy Ballsack
Where was the lump?
Now I have two
Like on my asshole
If you're that scared, get a surgeon to perform endoscopy to see in your butt.
Touchy babe
Are you fat?
No
Skinny
Hm
That might be a perennial hematoma.
Skinner than usual
Have you been straining yourself while pooping?
Is anyone here Haitian?
Could be a hemroid
And I eat a shit load
*no? Sorry k bye-*
Puns
But Im not gaining weight
Because if you had cancer there the numb would be in your butt