Message from @enderraccoon

Discord ID: 306655689202335754


2017-04-26 04:58:32 UTC  

Skinner than usual

2017-04-26 04:58:33 UTC  

Have you been straining yourself while pooping?

2017-04-26 04:58:37 UTC  

Is anyone here Haitian?

2017-04-26 04:58:38 UTC  

Could be a hemroid

2017-04-26 04:58:44 UTC  

And I eat a shit load

2017-04-26 04:58:50 UTC  

*no? Sorry k bye-*

2017-04-26 04:58:51 UTC  

Puns

2017-04-26 04:58:54 UTC  

But Im not gaining weight

2017-04-26 04:59:01 UTC  

Because if you had cancer there the numb would be in your butt

2017-04-26 04:59:06 UTC  

You should see a doctor

2017-04-26 04:59:08 UTC  

It's probably a hemroid

2017-04-26 04:59:09 UTC  

I dont strain

2017-04-26 04:59:11 UTC  

@Deleted User Are you constipated?

2017-04-26 04:59:15 UTC  

No

2017-04-26 04:59:17 UTC  

hemorrhoid...

2017-04-26 04:59:23 UTC  

Christ.

2017-04-26 04:59:32 UTC  

When I noticed it was diarreha

2017-04-26 04:59:35 UTC  

You don't need to strain for a hemorrhoid

2017-04-26 04:59:48 UTC  

You need to strain for it to blow up

2017-04-26 05:00:02 UTC  

Perianal hematoma comes to mind...

2017-04-26 05:00:13 UTC  

. . . why am I still here

2017-04-26 05:00:30 UTC  

That's a large welt of blood that is around or within the ring of the anus.

2017-04-26 05:00:49 UTC  

Which is treatable by time.

2017-04-26 05:00:50 UTC  

Ooh, I've got quite the sore in my mouth, babe.

2017-04-26 05:01:11 UTC  

@Deleted User that sounds like a you problem

2017-04-26 05:01:21 UTC  

Oh god...

2017-04-26 05:01:28 UTC  

I'm so tired I don't know why

2017-04-26 05:01:45 UTC  

#freegoosem

2017-04-26 05:01:48 UTC  

What if it's worms...

2017-04-26 05:01:54 UTC  

Was it inside internally, or was it on your anus?

2017-04-26 05:02:10 UTC  

The more exposed outside it is, the safer.

2017-04-26 05:02:16 UTC  

Tape worm

2017-04-26 05:02:17 UTC  

No like on the rim

2017-04-26 05:02:28 UTC  

Then it's a perianal hematoma.

2017-04-26 05:02:35 UTC  

Does it bleed?

2017-04-26 05:02:38 UTC  

No

2017-04-26 05:02:49 UTC  

Is it a little bump?

2017-04-26 05:02:56 UTC  

Yeah

2017-04-26 05:02:59 UTC  

Just go to the doctor

2017-04-26 05:03:04 UTC  

No, I am right.

2017-04-26 05:03:08 UTC  

Don't get advice from friends.