Hello.

The name is Reggie.

So, uh... Breath of The Wild!

I'm close to beating it.

All I need to do is the Divine Beasts and go to Hyrule Castle.

9.9

Only like 1 nitpick.

That being durability stuff, but weapons are plentiful, so that doesn't bug me as much.

And random freezes, but they eventually go away,

Any time I am at one of those Moblins/Mokoblins/Lizalfos bases in Death Mountain, it'll always freeze for a second at the very top (especially when hitting the explosive barrels).

Wii U.

I

Will not be paying for online services.

PlayStation and Xbox do that already, and I don't need the Switch to do that as well.

But subscriptions suck regardless.

Nintendo likes money.

So much so that they would even take most of the revenue for any Nintendo-based videos on YouTube.

Or they did.

Which meant that the creator would get less money, because it'd be divided between Ads, YouTube, The Creator, and Nintendo.

Even if you removed ads, it'd still be too little of money.

Unless it's some music video, I don't think anyone's gonna get decent money off of those kinds of vids.

*Whilst playing the Original LoZ on my Emulator...*

They also realize that the games they are porting are way too old?

So much so that no one would buy them anymore.

I can't think of many people with the original NES or SNES.

Oh, right...

***eShop...***

Oh, going back to BoTW...

I fuckin hate Magda (the flower rage lady).

Feelsbadman.

Or you can impersonate Bill Gates and just steal enough money to buy millions of PCs.

That's what I did.

And I'm in jail, chillin with 0 dollars.

For life.

I am rotting.

Woaf.

*Woah.

*Falls down the path of Sam Pepper.*

Your spyware isn't strong enough.

Try Russia.

Wait, these ads are on your computer as a whole or on a browser..?

You mentioned chrome.

Then use another application.

Download Firefox or something and delete Chrome.

That might fix it.

When did this begin?

Unless you use an adblock, like me.

That works out.

No, my Hylian Shield broke.

Shiet.

Have you tried mashing your keyboard and abusing your PC until it (unlikely) works properly?

At least it isn't a Trojan Horse.

Sometimes, you need an entirely new PC for that.

Yay, my Hylian Shield is back.

I hate how ads even exist, especially the obviously malware ones.

I know their purpose.

But they're so easy to impersonate.

People like to be arses.

That's a given.

No, I think they'd be for NK.

And just troll all of America.

And his hair.

Gimp John Ungh.

Dimp Pomp Poom

Kimmy Jimmy Tortellini.

Let's nuke Jupiter, because why not?

Let's nuke the inner depths of a pornstar's pounded pussyhole.

You won't see any smoke in that place.

I say we should terraform mars so that it looks like it has tits.

Because who cares about planets?

People? No.

Terraform Haiti into Florida.

They'll be seeing a lot more disasters.

Both naturally and man-made.

Alaska: America's best suicide attraction.

Mississippi: An insufferable place that I live in.

Nevada: Ehh... Mormons.

Wyoming: .......

Washington: 90% of the people are wondering why D.C. isn't in the fucking state.

California: We're outta here, guys. See ya later North America!

Colorado: You know you made the mistake of calling me Wyoming. How dare you?

Canada: Oh sorry, we aren't part of the US.

Woah.

Russia: Welcome to snowy hell.

No gays

luxembourg: Do we even exist to 99% of the world?

Vatican City: I'm so important that I became a country within Rome.

No, you have to be an alien.

Europe: We've heard of everything but black guys and native americans.

I've trapped traps with my dick trap.

Japan: We inspired weebs.

*Commits Seppuku*

North Korea: People die here.

Britain: Since when did you give a shit about America's politics?

Austria: You only know Arnold Schwarzenegger. Let's be honest.

Belgium: What the fuck are we?

Monaco: Independence...?

Can I be a Social Justice Mage?

I'm all for Shinto

Fuck you.