Message from @enderraccoon

Discord ID: 306655405327646721


2017-04-26 04:57:32 UTC  

Nothing because I aint cookin for a lazy fat fuck @George Carlin's Saggy Ballsack

2017-04-26 04:57:36 UTC  

Where was the lump?

2017-04-26 04:57:42 UTC  

Now I have two

2017-04-26 04:57:57 UTC  

Like on my asshole

2017-04-26 04:57:58 UTC  

If you're that scared, get a surgeon to perform endoscopy to see in your butt.

2017-04-26 04:58:11 UTC  

Touchy babe

2017-04-26 04:58:13 UTC  

Are you fat?

2017-04-26 04:58:17 UTC  

No

2017-04-26 04:58:19 UTC  

Skinny

2017-04-26 04:58:21 UTC  

Hm

2017-04-26 04:58:21 UTC  

That might be a perennial hematoma.

2017-04-26 04:58:32 UTC  

Skinner than usual

2017-04-26 04:58:33 UTC  

Have you been straining yourself while pooping?

2017-04-26 04:58:37 UTC  

Is anyone here Haitian?

2017-04-26 04:58:38 UTC  

Could be a hemroid

2017-04-26 04:58:44 UTC  

And I eat a shit load

2017-04-26 04:58:50 UTC  

*no? Sorry k bye-*

2017-04-26 04:58:51 UTC  

Puns

2017-04-26 04:58:54 UTC  

But Im not gaining weight

2017-04-26 04:59:01 UTC  

Because if you had cancer there the numb would be in your butt

2017-04-26 04:59:06 UTC  

You should see a doctor

2017-04-26 04:59:08 UTC  

It's probably a hemroid

2017-04-26 04:59:09 UTC  

I dont strain

2017-04-26 04:59:11 UTC  

@Deleted User Are you constipated?

2017-04-26 04:59:15 UTC  

No

2017-04-26 04:59:17 UTC  

hemorrhoid...

2017-04-26 04:59:23 UTC  

Christ.

2017-04-26 04:59:32 UTC  

When I noticed it was diarreha

2017-04-26 04:59:35 UTC  

You don't need to strain for a hemorrhoid

2017-04-26 04:59:48 UTC  

You need to strain for it to blow up

2017-04-26 05:00:02 UTC  

Perianal hematoma comes to mind...

2017-04-26 05:00:13 UTC  

. . . why am I still here

2017-04-26 05:00:30 UTC  

That's a large welt of blood that is around or within the ring of the anus.

2017-04-26 05:00:49 UTC  

Which is treatable by time.

2017-04-26 05:00:50 UTC  

Ooh, I've got quite the sore in my mouth, babe.

2017-04-26 05:01:11 UTC  

@Deleted User that sounds like a you problem

2017-04-26 05:01:21 UTC  

Oh god...

2017-04-26 05:01:28 UTC  

I'm so tired I don't know why

2017-04-26 05:01:45 UTC  

#freegoosem

2017-04-26 05:01:48 UTC  

What if it's worms...

2017-04-26 05:01:54 UTC  

Was it inside internally, or was it on your anus?