Message from @enderraccoon
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And I eat a shit load
*no? Sorry k bye-*
Puns
But Im not gaining weight
Because if you had cancer there the numb would be in your butt
You should see a doctor
It's probably a hemroid
I dont strain
@Deleted User Are you constipated?
No
hemorrhoid...
Christ.
When I noticed it was diarreha
You don't need to strain for a hemorrhoid
You need to strain for it to blow up
Perianal hematoma comes to mind...
. . . why am I still here
That's a large welt of blood that is around or within the ring of the anus.
Which is treatable by time.
Ooh, I've got quite the sore in my mouth, babe.
Oh god...
I'm so tired I don't know why
#freegoosem
What if it's worms...
Was it inside internally, or was it on your anus?
The more exposed outside it is, the safer.
Tape worm
No like on the rim
Then it's a perianal hematoma.
Does it bleed?
No
Is it a little bump?
Yeah
Just go to the doctor
No, I am right.
Don't get advice from friends.
Just search up perianal hematoma.
That should be of ass-istance.
PUNS.
You know who's sexay