Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

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2019-10-20 19:48:18 UTC  

She sings the tune of ethnomasochism

2019-10-20 19:48:28 UTC  

As she enjoys the fruits of ruthless tribalism

2019-10-20 19:49:15 UTC  

The Queen is popular so a temporary Absolute Monarchy under her to deal with Brexit and keep order after could work

2019-10-20 20:00:49 UTC  

@spooky ducc that is true

2019-10-20 20:00:55 UTC  

we might all be weez

2019-10-20 20:02:41 UTC  

yeet

2019-10-20 20:02:42 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck sounds like a nightmare

2019-10-20 20:02:53 UTC  

or someone's wet dream

2019-10-20 20:03:07 UTC  

who'd wanna be a faggot?

2019-10-20 20:03:20 UTC  

On another note, aren't most people like 7th cousins or some shit?

2019-10-20 20:03:35 UTC  

therefore making ANY and ALL sex **incest**

2019-10-20 20:03:47 UTC  

Puts a new meaning to "i fuked muh cousin"

2019-10-20 20:04:00 UTC  

@The Electric Lizard Tell me that's not going to happen

2019-10-20 20:04:07 UTC  

It might be 10th cousins

2019-10-20 20:04:09 UTC  

I'm not sure

2019-10-20 20:04:12 UTC  

but regardless

2019-10-20 20:04:26 UTC  

Obama and Biden or Obama and McCain are like 5th cousins or some shit

2019-10-20 20:38:53 UTC  

The only one that's not cousins is Elizabeth Warren

2019-10-20 21:30:31 UTC  

Ted Cruz is like Obama's 14th Cousin lmfao

2019-10-20 21:31:32 UTC  

Just imagine, 14 generations ago (280-420 years ago), some rando Euro is like "Hey, this African chick is pretty hot, lemme smash"

2019-10-20 21:31:39 UTC  

and that's how Ted Cruz and Obama are related

2019-10-20 21:34:12 UTC  

@Xaverius actually Elizabeth Warren **is** related to Obama

2019-10-20 21:34:29 UTC  

```Elizabeth Warren (D - Massachusetts) is Obama’s ninth great aunt’s third great nephew’s wife’s second great niece```

2019-10-20 21:44:46 UTC  

<:LIZ:588678565235523595>

2019-10-20 21:48:01 UTC  

To be fair that is how I smashed Asian chicks...

2019-10-20 21:48:14 UTC  

"she looks hot, dibs" <:SmugPepe:510408646807519233>

2019-10-20 21:49:48 UTC  

To anybody who says that the UK is better than the USA

2019-10-20 21:52:40 UTC  

the uk's problems are more easily fixable though

2019-10-20 21:52:53 UTC  

you mean you can cherry pick negative news articles about a country and make it seem like a shithole? Wow, what a genius you are. Truly the epitome of fact- based argumenting<:thinkcide:462282415549841409>

2019-10-20 21:54:25 UTC  

*cherry pick*

2019-10-20 21:54:56 UTC  

Hey @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck stop highlighting the truth *it's cherry picking*

2019-10-20 21:55:28 UTC  

9/11 was also just a cherry pick

2019-10-20 21:55:36 UTC  

Not an inside job, much worse

2019-10-20 21:55:41 UTC  

A cherry pick

2019-10-20 21:55:54 UTC  

London terror attack was a cherry pick

2019-10-20 21:56:18 UTC  

Gosh all these *cherry picks* all over the place, so annoying

2019-10-20 21:58:26 UTC  

Im just saying that I dont generalise countries on the basis of random news articles, if I did that, Id believe the US was currenly a warzone of shootings, racism and poverty, but guess what, it isnt. Both the US and the UK are some of the largest economies on the planet with millions of people in them just living their life.

2019-10-20 21:59:14 UTC