Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 635568978382553093


2019-10-20 19:46:18 UTC  

The current monarch is fine

2019-10-20 19:46:54 UTC  

And who do you thin should succeed her, if you could have any of them you chose?

2019-10-20 19:47:20 UTC  

We could just revert back to Democracy after

2019-10-20 19:48:10 UTC  

Big liz sits in front of a big gold piano as she denigrates tribalism

2019-10-20 19:48:18 UTC  

She sings the tune of ethnomasochism

2019-10-20 19:48:28 UTC  

As she enjoys the fruits of ruthless tribalism

2019-10-20 19:49:15 UTC  

The Queen is popular so a temporary Absolute Monarchy under her to deal with Brexit and keep order after could work

2019-10-20 20:00:49 UTC  

@spooky ducc that is true

2019-10-20 20:00:55 UTC  

we might all be weez

2019-10-20 20:02:41 UTC  

yeet

2019-10-20 20:02:42 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck sounds like a nightmare

2019-10-20 20:02:53 UTC  

or someone's wet dream

2019-10-20 20:03:07 UTC  

who'd wanna be a faggot?

2019-10-20 20:03:20 UTC  

On another note, aren't most people like 7th cousins or some shit?

2019-10-20 20:03:35 UTC  

therefore making ANY and ALL sex **incest**

2019-10-20 20:03:47 UTC  

Puts a new meaning to "i fuked muh cousin"

2019-10-20 20:04:00 UTC  

@The Electric Lizard Tell me that's not going to happen

2019-10-20 20:04:07 UTC  

It might be 10th cousins

2019-10-20 20:04:09 UTC  

I'm not sure

2019-10-20 20:04:12 UTC  

but regardless

2019-10-20 20:04:26 UTC  

Obama and Biden or Obama and McCain are like 5th cousins or some shit

2019-10-20 20:38:53 UTC  

The only one that's not cousins is Elizabeth Warren

2019-10-20 21:30:31 UTC  

Ted Cruz is like Obama's 14th Cousin lmfao

2019-10-20 21:31:32 UTC  

Just imagine, 14 generations ago (280-420 years ago), some rando Euro is like "Hey, this African chick is pretty hot, lemme smash"

2019-10-20 21:31:39 UTC  

and that's how Ted Cruz and Obama are related

2019-10-20 21:34:12 UTC  

@Xaverius actually Elizabeth Warren **is** related to Obama

2019-10-20 21:34:29 UTC  

```Elizabeth Warren (D - Massachusetts) is Obama’s ninth great aunt’s third great nephew’s wife’s second great niece```

2019-10-20 21:44:46 UTC  

<:LIZ:588678565235523595>

2019-10-20 21:48:01 UTC  

To be fair that is how I smashed Asian chicks...

2019-10-20 21:48:14 UTC  

"she looks hot, dibs" <:SmugPepe:510408646807519233>

2019-10-20 21:49:48 UTC  

To anybody who says that the UK is better than the USA

2019-10-20 21:52:40 UTC  

the uk's problems are more easily fixable though

2019-10-20 21:52:53 UTC  

you mean you can cherry pick negative news articles about a country and make it seem like a shithole? Wow, what a genius you are. Truly the epitome of fact- based argumenting<:thinkcide:462282415549841409>

2019-10-20 21:54:25 UTC  

*cherry pick*

2019-10-20 21:54:56 UTC  

Hey @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck stop highlighting the truth *it's cherry picking*

2019-10-20 21:55:28 UTC  

9/11 was also just a cherry pick

2019-10-20 21:55:36 UTC  

Not an inside job, much worse

2019-10-20 21:55:41 UTC  

A cherry pick