all we need is Mr Soft on tv again and the 80s are rescued

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaTRCHbG_IA

we had some real music talent back then.. plus all the 80's cartoon themes were more catchy 😛

damn I was hoping the Euro would go up a bit so I could short it but it keeps dying... its not giving me a chance 😦

its dying too fast

That sounds good to me though

>People can change their minds, therefore 2nd referendum
>Old people want Brexit, young people want to remain
>Young people won't change their mind on their remain vote as they grow older, not a chance
The person to see through this fog wins an award in mental gymnastics

Don't think about it too much, just accept that people who are young right now will never grow old

Either that or people are incapable of changing their mind as they grow older

Yet people can change their minds

I for one welcome our new Muslim overlords

I am currently converting to islam

Talking of people like that.

I have a strategy

At work there is a Socialist who think corbyn isnt left enough

Now as some context to what im about to say

My housemate is Romanian right, mate for a while and I invited him to stay with me. We work in the same office

We mate open jokes about socialism all the time etc. And seeing this dude unable to say anything because the guy from the ex socialist nation is doing it.

My god

Of course we sprinkle in some brexit.

The dude > Man that form must have been difficult, you know to get your IDR to stay after brexit

My mate > Actually it took 5 minutes online and came back in a week

The dude > Silence

Islam has no future in a modern society

Im unironically learning arabic

I means aa

9 means uu

eh?

¬ <- upside down mean Da

¬6¬ .. do that upside down.... duuud

Sounds ghey

yep

but ya know what they say.... when in england... learn arabic

After you handed over your butterknife collection

I carry my knife everywhere 😛

not my ghurkas knife... thats too big...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VynkyTtenL8

IncredibleSulk is trending 😛

I used to read that comic 😛 ... in "big comic fortnightly"

https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1173654655722754055

*Ban on eating dogs and cats in the UK blocked - the parliament decided not to change the source of peasant food.*

This is what they will start with to transition us towards eating bugs in the future

@Rakah Clickbait?

did they even bother asking the Asian communities or are we so woke now that we preempt offense? Maybe some will find it offensive? "are you saying im poor? only poor people ate dog in my country, REEEE"