at least it wouldn't kill you

When I don't get my dose of black tea, I am inexplicably annoyed by everything, everyone appears an asshole, everything is shit, I can't stop being clumsy, and my body is all annoyingly itchy, hurty and uncomfy

@svarozhyc thermos

So yea, I know I am addicted to black tea

But that's an "acceptable addiction"

Endorsed even

black tea, eh? racist

Doing physical exercise is similar to that in many ways
But with extra annoyance of needing to re-calibrate my senses when i get stronger muscles

Fucking hell that is annoying

Exercise graduly builds muscle

You shouldn't have to recalibrate anything

oh

i just got the joke

My muscles respond faster than average

I have somewhat blessed genetics

well done have a star ✡

U doin steroids bucko?

must be all the crack you smoke

oy vey

stop inventing shit, weez, it's getting as bad as the sjws

So it takes mere 3 days for me to become not used to my own new strength and suddenly I am spilling my hot tea all over the table because my estimation fo the cup's weight is now utterly wrong

I'll never stop

@Lucienne d'Anwyl dont judge me

You will all experience it

By force.

You’re addictive 😉

I know.

oh no faghour is upon us

You're hooked and you can't get enough of me can you?

I'm just intriguing.

you goys grab a bottle and find a room mkay

What if this server is their room, since both of them never leave their actual home

oof

I even had a misfortune of squeezing the champaigne glass too hard when I worked in the printing company and had to move stacks of paper

Paper is nasty when you have big sheets

How big?

You must pinch it with a force of thousand suns so the middle sheets won't start sliding out on you

So every day you develop more devastating grip strength and you barely notice it