Message from @Porkchop

Discord ID: 627032875325194261


2019-09-27 06:40:05 UTC  

soluble insolube

2019-09-27 06:40:19 UTC  

and the blood omg the blood

2019-09-27 06:40:48 UTC  

you eating styrofoam?

2019-09-27 06:40:58 UTC  

Should go to the hospital man.

To save yourself some embarrassment, tell them you were raped. Didn't catch the guy's face, but had a huge cock.

2019-09-27 06:40:59 UTC  

maybe?

2019-09-27 06:41:05 UTC  

is there anything wrong with that?

2019-09-27 06:41:38 UTC  

Oh, and make sure you say the rapist was wearing an Antifa shirt.

2019-09-27 06:41:39 UTC  

@shadow of existence, what is your diet like? My shits are always comfortable.

2019-09-27 06:41:57 UTC  

Hrm, though I 'unno for sure.. I doubt eating styrofoam is wise.

2019-09-27 06:42:21 UTC  

I'd wager not

2019-09-27 06:42:33 UTC  

my shits are a metaphor

2019-09-27 06:42:42 UTC  

Also, holding it in until you're almost vomiting from it... is probably unwise, too.

2019-09-27 06:42:46 UTC  

The only shits I have problems with are the ones that aren't quite solid but not quite liquid either. Stick to fucking everything, and that Charmin commercial is a fucking lie.

2019-09-27 06:43:29 UTC  

@Arthur Grayborn, not quite liquid is better than entirely liquid tbh

2019-09-27 06:43:39 UTC  

It's easier to wipe clean when it's liquid.

2019-09-27 06:43:50 UTC  

Why the.. no, wait, nevermind I don't want the answer to that question.

2019-09-27 06:44:02 UTC  

Just watch out for frequent mucus discharge, probably means you have bowel inflammation. IBS, ulcerative colitis, chrons disease.

2019-09-27 06:44:19 UTC  

Yea, but wiping isn't too bad either way tbh. It might require a fee more wipes but that's not really a big deal imo.

2019-09-27 06:44:21 UTC  

black stool = bad

2019-09-27 06:44:28 UTC  

I don't wipe my ass raw cleaning liquid shit off my butt.

The in-between stuff, trying to wipe until the paper doesn't get any more shit on it, I end up wiping myself raw. It hurts, but I hate having shit on my ass even more.

2019-09-27 06:44:47 UTC  

black stool = lay off the oreo cookies

2019-09-27 06:44:50 UTC  

You could just shower

2019-09-27 06:44:59 UTC  

I shower after I shit every morning

2019-09-27 06:45:24 UTC  

Maybe let your gay lover cum inside you more? Sperm is a great lube I hear.

2019-09-27 06:45:28 UTC  

I prefer entirely solid or entirely liquid shits, if I'm just gonna be at home.

2019-09-27 06:45:40 UTC  

Ahhh, my damn flight got delayed by an hour...

2019-09-27 06:46:04 UTC  

Rabbit pellet shits are surprisingly easy to push out, and they don't make a mess.

2019-09-27 06:46:18 UTC  

Just have to eat enough fiber, or drink lots of milk.

2019-09-27 06:46:40 UTC  

hey guys i'm trying to invite a friend here but athens does not show up on my list of servers for invite

2019-09-27 06:47:01 UTC  

what am i missing here?

2019-09-27 06:47:05 UTC  

The UK

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/627033436598829065/image0.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/627033436598829066/image1.jpg

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2019-09-27 06:47:42 UTC  

@Matt4Liberty - The discord link is on the promotion video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWF4X2RnJeE

2019-09-27 06:47:48 UTC  

Whale off the port bow

2019-09-27 06:48:03 UTC  

UK done gone retarteed

2019-09-27 06:48:34 UTC  

White guilt imbeciles.

2019-09-27 06:50:02 UTC  

governments are abusing the people and the police dont do anything about it

2019-09-27 06:50:06 UTC  

The apathy of retiring baby boomers is astonishing also.

2019-09-27 06:50:19 UTC  

i will take the law into my own hands and put a stop to these abuses

2019-09-27 06:50:47 UTC  

I agree @shadow of existence.

Introduce them to your diet. The insane shits will kill them.

2019-09-27 06:51:10 UTC  

I'm looking forward to the global revolution thats coming

2019-09-27 06:51:32 UTC  

There is no global revolution coming