@Arthur Grayborn admissions criteria would be my focus if I was trying to sell a scam tbh, get the kids to commit to a lemon that way.

They want to nationalise the private schools

Well Labour anyway

@Redxl - "Holistic" is basically a euphemism for "academically weak non-whites."

Simple and straightforward admission standards are a good sign.

Nibiru alignment almost complete

another auspicious day

If you need a certain test score to get in, that's a college you look more into.

@Arthur Grayborn As one example sure, good thing people can transfer credit to another uni.

i just did a shit almost as big as my forearm

took 4 flushes to down the sucker

Maybe stop shoving giant dildos up your ass.

Eat less fiber

it was so painful i was going to reach up and pull the fucker out

I've never had shit that wouldn't flush.

soluble insolube

and the blood omg the blood

you eating styrofoam?

Should go to the hospital man.

To save yourself some embarrassment, tell them you were raped. Didn't catch the guy's face, but had a huge cock.

maybe?

is there anything wrong with that?

Oh, and make sure you say the rapist was wearing an Antifa shirt.

@shadow of existence, what is your diet like? My shits are always comfortable.

Hrm, though I 'unno for sure.. I doubt eating styrofoam is wise.

I'd wager not

my shits are a metaphor

Also, holding it in until you're almost vomiting from it... is probably unwise, too.

The only shits I have problems with are the ones that aren't quite solid but not quite liquid either. Stick to fucking everything, and that Charmin commercial is a fucking lie.

@Arthur Grayborn, not quite liquid is better than entirely liquid tbh

It's easier to wipe clean when it's liquid.

Why the.. no, wait, nevermind I don't want the answer to that question.

Just watch out for frequent mucus discharge, probably means you have bowel inflammation. IBS, ulcerative colitis, chrons disease.

Yea, but wiping isn't too bad either way tbh. It might require a fee more wipes but that's not really a big deal imo.

black stool = bad

I don't wipe my ass raw cleaning liquid shit off my butt.

The in-between stuff, trying to wipe until the paper doesn't get any more shit on it, I end up wiping myself raw. It hurts, but I hate having shit on my ass even more.

black stool = lay off the oreo cookies

You could just shower

I shower after I shit every morning

Maybe let your gay lover cum inside you more? Sperm is a great lube I hear.

I prefer entirely solid or entirely liquid shits, if I'm just gonna be at home.

Ahhh, my damn flight got delayed by an hour...

Rabbit pellet shits are surprisingly easy to push out, and they don't make a mess.