I'd wager not

my shits are a metaphor

Also, holding it in until you're almost vomiting from it... is probably unwise, too.

The only shits I have problems with are the ones that aren't quite solid but not quite liquid either. Stick to fucking everything, and that Charmin commercial is a fucking lie.

@Arthur Grayborn, not quite liquid is better than entirely liquid tbh

It's easier to wipe clean when it's liquid.

Why the.. no, wait, nevermind I don't want the answer to that question.

Just watch out for frequent mucus discharge, probably means you have bowel inflammation. IBS, ulcerative colitis, chrons disease.

Yea, but wiping isn't too bad either way tbh. It might require a fee more wipes but that's not really a big deal imo.

black stool = bad

I don't wipe my ass raw cleaning liquid shit off my butt.

The in-between stuff, trying to wipe until the paper doesn't get any more shit on it, I end up wiping myself raw. It hurts, but I hate having shit on my ass even more.

black stool = lay off the oreo cookies

You could just shower

I shower after I shit every morning

Maybe let your gay lover cum inside you more? Sperm is a great lube I hear.

I prefer entirely solid or entirely liquid shits, if I'm just gonna be at home.

Ahhh, my damn flight got delayed by an hour...

Rabbit pellet shits are surprisingly easy to push out, and they don't make a mess.

Just have to eat enough fiber, or drink lots of milk.

hey guys i'm trying to invite a friend here but athens does not show up on my list of servers for invite

what am i missing here?

The UK

@Matt4Liberty - The discord link is on the promotion video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWF4X2RnJeE

Whale off the port bow

UK done gone retarteed

White guilt imbeciles.

governments are abusing the people and the police dont do anything about it

The apathy of retiring baby boomers is astonishing also.

i will take the law into my own hands and put a stop to these abuses

I agree @shadow of existence.

Introduce them to your diet. The insane shits will kill them.

I'm looking forward to the global revolution thats coming

There is no global revolution coming

@Arthur Grayborn dead link

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its the thanos diet , 50% of life choose death rather than face the demon trying to get out of them

No revolution, here are cat pics and dank memes

what else you need in life.

spoiled brats

It'll start with Trump getting assassinated after he wins in 2020

Then snowball

I doubt it