@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck if you are contortionist enough, you can wrap your ankles like that

https://i.imgur.com/VaRnp7i.mp4

Chink

Nah, that's a Jap.

not ugly enough to be a Chink

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I meant the sound it makes, you damn nigger racist

You aint flexible unless you can pull both hands over your head from this position <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

that sentence was ascended

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@SideTracker Mills and Boons... I have a funny joke about my grandma. She collected those books and had two plastic bags worth. I later discovered that, it was female porn. I was 10 at the time and did not realise .

@SideTracker Homo Sapiens Sapiens, not Homo Sapiens you gnigger

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https://i.imgur.com/GM1Nsfq.jpg

G-nome is the nword for gnomes

I can’t do that jack

My shoulders are too ducked

I can <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

I'll slap her

I can clasp my hands fully behind my back now

**my way**

See.... I just blame the french.

Fucking hell im jelly

No Joack, you ain't flex'ible if you can't succ your own dicc

nuh

@PureEvilPie you're telly

My kick boxing coach said i need to go yoga

lol

fucking middle class white bitch

fight me

People freak when they see it lmao

Lol what

I blame the french because, you have to be really cocky to want to blatantly slap someone

@Muten fuck you and get to fuck

> instructions unclear, did yoga teacher instead