Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 600444401340252170
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Or, just grab a mattress that's been thrown in the back alley
Unless it's Bella Delphine. She could probably start a bidding war over her used mattress.
I mean...
lol
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
fun fact: over its lifetime, a mattress will ***double*** in weight ..... from being shoved full of dead skin cells
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Don't bullshit me with those gay as fake facts
@Mikey its alternate truths
lol
It is a real fact
And it is gross
People don't buy used condoms
Just realizing that mattresses do in fact get heavier over their lifespan, there aren't many good explanations for why that happens...
Why would you buy a used mattress?
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Okay, I'm Australian and this is blowing my mind
Mate is what you call someone when you are angery
You call a friend "cunt" in australia
Shut up, wanker
Is it truth Sam?
@Samaritan does your city have somali rape gangs?
@Mikey reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>
Anne frankly likes sausages
of the GERMAN variety 😉
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The biggest of brauts
Not in my city
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