Message from @Uksio

Discord ID: 600444240161669170


2019-07-15 21:49:03 UTC  

I'd legit rather buy a cheap shitty mattress off Amazon that's new, than a good one that's used.

2019-07-15 21:49:08 UTC  

Best be clean

2019-07-15 21:49:13 UTC  

but it'll be all broken down and you'll only get a year or 2 out of it

2019-07-15 21:49:16 UTC  

depends which country youre from i guess

2019-07-15 21:49:22 UTC  

thats where norwegian trust rates come in handy

2019-07-15 21:49:23 UTC  

your back will hate you for it

2019-07-15 21:49:31 UTC  

I would not use someone else's skin-flake filled mattress

2019-07-15 21:49:43 UTC  

my back hates me for the current bed i have

2019-07-15 21:49:48 UTC  

<:smugon:512290536711782420>

2019-07-15 21:49:50 UTC  

Or, just grab a mattress that's been thrown in the back alley

2019-07-15 21:49:51 UTC  

Unless it's Bella Delphine. She could probably start a bidding war over her used mattress.

2019-07-15 21:50:03 UTC  

I mean...

2019-07-15 21:50:11 UTC  

lol

2019-07-15 21:50:27 UTC  

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2019-07-15 21:50:34 UTC  

fun fact: over its lifetime, a mattress will ***double*** in weight ..... from being shoved full of dead skin cells

2019-07-15 21:50:44 UTC  

<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2019-07-15 21:50:48 UTC  

Don't bullshit me with those gay as fake facts

2019-07-15 21:51:00 UTC  

@Mikey its alternate truths

2019-07-15 21:51:02 UTC  

lol

2019-07-15 21:51:02 UTC  

It is a real fact

2019-07-15 21:51:06 UTC  

And it is gross

2019-07-15 21:51:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/600444320130269224/kiss_face.gif

2019-07-15 21:51:25 UTC  

People don't buy used condoms

2019-07-15 21:51:31 UTC  

Just realizing that mattresses do in fact get heavier over their lifespan, there aren't many good explanations for why that happens...

2019-07-15 21:51:36 UTC  

Some do @Uksio

2019-07-15 21:51:38 UTC  

Why would you buy a used mattress?

2019-07-15 21:51:38 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-07-15 21:51:40 UTC  

@Mikey you're a gay-ass fake fact <:smugay:593502151758708776>

2019-07-15 21:51:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/600444458474930217/20181113_173406.jpg

2019-07-15 21:52:30 UTC  

<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2019-07-15 21:52:32 UTC  

Okay, I'm Australian and this is blowing my mind

2019-07-15 21:52:36 UTC  

Mate is what you call someone when you are angery

2019-07-15 21:52:47 UTC  

You call a friend "cunt" in australia

2019-07-15 21:52:56 UTC  

Shut up, wanker

2019-07-15 21:53:05 UTC  

Is it truth Sam?

2019-07-15 21:53:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/600444810012262463/tenor_1.gif

2019-07-15 21:53:21 UTC  

@Samaritan does your city have somali rape gangs?

2019-07-15 21:53:34 UTC  

@Mikey reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

2019-07-15 21:53:42 UTC  

Anne frankly likes sausages

2019-07-15 21:53:52 UTC  

of the GERMAN variety 😉