or ninja with gun

or handcannon

fucking gook can yeet if you give em gunpowder

Handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas, BUT the pirate has several parrots

It's ironic when you consider that Europe could've conquered half the world in the 1300s, without guns, if only they had better ships. Japanese swords would have been useless against European plate armor. Amerindians didn't even have metal, so it'd basically amount to a knight swinging a claymore and cleaving people in two, going through a wooden shield in the process.

Handcannon that shoots myself

Handcannon that shoots itself

Handcannon that shoots hands

You need a handcannon that shoots a handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas.

coincidentally im wondering what america wouldve looked like if it was colonized during the medieval times

Fuck my grammar is bad today

like straight up castles in america and shit

germer berd turdee

I highly recommend the "Killing art" by Alex Gillis.

Probably worse

Downside of gunpowder: It made castles far less useful.

It would be more like Europe

It gives alot of insight to creation of TKD, and some shady shit the Korean goverment did during the 70's

some chinese folk went around me because they know they are guilty of eating dog!

dogs are pretty tasty

knights bitched about handgonnes

lot of muscle on those bones

Not many people know that South Korea was military dictatorship till the 90's

cos no mere peasant with a smoothbore pipe gun should have the ability or the right to fell a cavalry knight

in china the chicken mcnuggets are fresh fried dog fetuses

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https://i.redd.it/gr2h5sjaoswz.jpg
armor gives +10 faith
but -20 max weight

in some cities of america, its humANS

heh, hussars

Its starting to make sense why SK is so corrupt

remember when the prime minster was a member of a feminist cult

feminist south korean incels

**Shudders**

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k pop was secretly a plan to feminize the world

IN MY WESTERN COUNTRY, YOU CAN ORDER UBER EATS BABY TREATS

spirit cooked by jamie oliver, hilary clinton special guest and nigella bnites

Screw that, I Postmates fat shack. They come to the door, fuck going out to the street

femcel nekomimis and stacy anthros

Its fucking cursed that the millennium falcon and the rebel blockade runner where originally the same ship

If Trump wanted he could have Ohmar on a noose by now for treason. I can guarantee you she's the most likely person to be wire tapped.