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2019-07-16 10:34:17 UTC  

or ninja with gun

2019-07-16 10:34:26 UTC  

or handcannon

2019-07-16 10:34:53 UTC  

fucking gook can yeet if you give em gunpowder

2019-07-16 10:35:01 UTC  

Handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas, BUT the pirate has several parrots

2019-07-16 10:35:12 UTC  

It's ironic when you consider that Europe could've conquered half the world in the 1300s, without guns, if only they had better ships. Japanese swords would have been useless against European plate armor. Amerindians didn't even have metal, so it'd basically amount to a knight swinging a claymore and cleaving people in two, going through a wooden shield in the process.

2019-07-16 10:35:20 UTC  

Handcannon that shoots myself

2019-07-16 10:35:32 UTC  

Handcannon that shoots itself

2019-07-16 10:35:46 UTC  

Handcannon that shoots hands

2019-07-16 10:35:47 UTC  

You need a handcannon that shoots a handcannon that shoots tiny ninjas.

2019-07-16 10:35:49 UTC  

coincidentally im wondering what america wouldve looked like if it was colonized during the medieval times

2019-07-16 10:35:49 UTC  

Fuck my grammar is bad today

2019-07-16 10:35:59 UTC  

like straight up castles in america and shit

2019-07-16 10:35:59 UTC  

germer berd turdee

2019-07-16 10:36:01 UTC  

I highly recommend the "Killing art" by Alex Gillis.

2019-07-16 10:36:02 UTC  

Probably worse

2019-07-16 10:36:16 UTC  

Downside of gunpowder: It made castles far less useful.

2019-07-16 10:36:28 UTC  

It would be more like Europe

2019-07-16 10:36:28 UTC  

It gives alot of insight to creation of TKD, and some shady shit the Korean goverment did during the 70's

2019-07-16 10:36:56 UTC  

some chinese folk went around me because they know they are guilty of eating dog!

2019-07-16 10:37:50 UTC  

dogs are pretty tasty

2019-07-16 10:37:54 UTC  

knights bitched about handgonnes

2019-07-16 10:37:56 UTC  

lot of muscle on those bones

2019-07-16 10:38:00 UTC  

Not many people know that South Korea was military dictatorship till the 90's

2019-07-16 10:38:43 UTC  

cos no mere peasant with a smoothbore pipe gun should have the ability or the right to fell a cavalry knight

2019-07-16 10:39:00 UTC  

in china the chicken mcnuggets are fresh fried dog fetuses

2019-07-16 10:39:01 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-16 10:39:11 UTC  

https://i.redd.it/gr2h5sjaoswz.jpg
armor gives +10 faith
but -20 max weight

2019-07-16 10:39:37 UTC  

in some cities of america, its humANS

2019-07-16 10:39:38 UTC  

heh, hussars

2019-07-16 10:39:56 UTC  

Its starting to make sense why SK is so corrupt

2019-07-16 10:40:23 UTC  

remember when the prime minster was a member of a feminist cult

2019-07-16 10:40:33 UTC  

feminist south korean incels

2019-07-16 10:40:33 UTC  

**Shudders**

2019-07-16 10:40:44 UTC  

mfw: <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-16 10:40:48 UTC  

k pop was secretly a plan to feminize the world

2019-07-16 10:41:02 UTC  

IN MY WESTERN COUNTRY, YOU CAN ORDER UBER EATS BABY TREATS

2019-07-16 10:42:43 UTC  

spirit cooked by jamie oliver, hilary clinton special guest and nigella bnites

2019-07-16 10:43:38 UTC  

Screw that, I Postmates fat shack. They come to the door, fuck going out to the street

2019-07-16 10:44:16 UTC  

femcel nekomimis and stacy anthros

2019-07-16 10:44:56 UTC  

Its fucking cursed that the millennium falcon and the rebel blockade runner where originally the same ship

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/600638991481569290/unknown.png

2019-07-16 10:45:12 UTC  

If Trump wanted he could have Ohmar on a noose by now for treason. I can guarantee you she's the most likely person to be wire tapped.