Message from @Jack of Trades

Discord ID: 606468147003785227


2019-08-01 12:27:45 UTC  

Place foil over the feet and hands of the children to keep them from over crisping

2019-08-01 12:28:16 UTC  

Pretty neat

2019-08-01 12:28:33 UTC  

though, you might as well just ride the bike if you're going to bring it along with you

2019-08-01 12:30:18 UTC  

: o

2019-08-01 12:30:22 UTC  

What a genius idea.

2019-08-01 12:30:28 UTC  

Quickly, patent it before Elon sees it

2019-08-01 12:30:42 UTC  

Why would you ride a selfriding bike, that's just dumb

2019-08-01 12:31:09 UTC  

I dont think it self rides with you on it

2019-08-01 12:31:53 UTC  

Course not, that wouldn't be selfriding, duh

2019-08-01 12:32:43 UTC  

it would if you werent steering or pedalling

2019-08-01 12:35:18 UTC  

Wait till marriage to have sex

2019-08-01 12:44:44 UTC  

@Mikey why?

2019-08-01 12:44:59 UTC  

Why not just fuck everyone? What could go wrong?

2019-08-01 12:45:02 UTC  

:3

2019-08-01 12:45:44 UTC  

Someone like you could be born again, and we don't want that

2019-08-01 12:46:29 UTC  

I suppose

2019-08-01 12:46:43 UTC  

It does kind of make the rest of you look worse :^ )

2019-08-01 12:47:40 UTC  

Nice turn around

2019-08-01 12:47:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606468108298747905/Dx1z_37V4AAsHJS.jpg

2019-08-01 12:47:53 UTC  

You're welcome

2019-08-01 12:50:00 UTC  

pls don't you degenerate before you end up on a McCross

2019-08-01 12:57:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606470587170422784/degenewates_wike_you_bewong_on_a_cross.jpg

2019-08-01 12:57:39 UTC  

US jobless claim slightly more than expected this month

2019-08-01 12:58:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606470695840382982/VuMVRp3.png

2019-08-01 12:58:08 UTC  

Its not cheating

When your mother in law

is your own

2019-08-01 13:03:13 UTC  

Should have spent some time Reading the safety regulations

2019-08-01 13:05:39 UTC  

@ebinmemes22 that's what they get

2019-08-01 13:06:08 UTC  

People American need much now!

2019-08-01 13:06:59 UTC  

>Yang gang 2020

2019-08-01 13:07:08 UTC  

>people American need much now!

2019-08-01 13:07:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606473000434532382/oISXFP9.png

2019-08-01 13:07:15 UTC  

>have fousand darrah

2019-08-01 13:07:52 UTC  

> We have country. People make trump.

Fuck, Bennet knows what's going on

2019-08-01 13:07:53 UTC  

cargo space if tesla

2019-08-01 13:08:36 UTC  

Biden: 1) fact, 5) the fact

2019-08-01 13:10:34 UTC  

I just bought for lunch

2019-08-01 13:10:43 UTC  

A naked katsu curry