My aunt transported a dead dog to a pet crematorium in a suitcase. It was a fucking mastiff... The animal died when she was babysitting it for some rich ppl on vacation...

*Chicken?*

*slaps knee*

You think breast milk makes good lube?

no

Probably not

And the meeting wasn't the expected good.. because Laforge had tweaked and duct taped *so* much of the ship that the original engineer wasn't happy about it.

Uhh

Duct tape

For a space ship

Did you know @Coolitic lactates

Turn of phrase. XD @Coolitic

*You're talking mighty shit for a man in crusading distance*

<:deus_vult:466354779841495040>

Lol

Check em

My friend is trying to make me leave work 1 hour early

What to do what to do...

So I was just watching porn and a thought came to mind. If you fill a man with enough semen, will it eventually come out his mouth?

@Mikey kys fgt

But, yeah, basically if we're talking *Science* which is empirical method the only one that *doesn't* do it *directly* is the designer.

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

Though I will give that there are the various *philosophies* and *schools* of CompSci.

>YANK PLANES

IMAGINE SPENDING ALL THAT MONEY KEK

I was in that situation and didn't leave early and I still lay awake at night wishing I did

I like all the schools

https://youtu.be/JgijAKS1ax0 Lord help us

Microarchitecture design, conceptual logic, algorithm design, etc.

Only podophiles like Sophs content

Flexibility and efficiency

Yeah, you read that right.

@PureEvilPie tfw she's gonna disappoint you

Podophiles.

Soph is probably a bullshitter tbh

*begrudgingly looks up Soph*

They banned her because of her pride and prejudice video

Rip

edgy 15yo got banned for being edgy