Message from @Uksio
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Put yourself in epsteins shoes:
You've spent an entire career getting rich by essentially blackmailing people.
You've got a tonne of enemies.
You *finally* get arrested.
...you aren't going to make a few heads roll before you neck yourself?
Trump will be just as glad he's dead
FUCKING JEWS
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Another master class from Prezident Trimp and Galactic Commander Ton L`lib Notnilc
big meow
also, you know that lion that roars when the MGM logo is shown at the beginning of the studio's movies?
the roar itself is from a tiger
@jayk His neck probably did not break, unless US jail cells come in multiple levels. He suffocated.
What did he hang himself with?
its all very sketchy
Probably fell down the flight of stairs while shooting himself in the back of the head, suffocating and burning his skin, and landing head first into a toilet
Very unfortunate accidental suicide
Of course
theme of today
Zombie epstein will suicide him
Though pollonium is a KGB thing
Nah, will be something like Thorium poisoning then
Frankly at this point I will not be surprised if he "suicided by ingesting thorium"
Like not even a slightly raised eyebrow
He accidentally drank some cianide
Nah, cyanide is easy to obtain
Shouldn't have been letting prisoners play with chemistry.
Clintons like to "send the message" like every good mafia Don does
Same goes for ex-KGB people
😂
They have a "signature suicide"
So to speak
Everyone can "accidentally fall the flight of stairs" even sometimes with water in their lungs
But not everyone can "accidentally ingest pollonium" or "shoot themselves twice in the head" or "have an inexplicable heart attack at the witness stand"
Or "fall down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets"
okay its global bipolar tsunami day
be watchful, be prepared for anyting
count ur lucky charms, and above all