But now you can upgrade your shower game with Doctor Squatch Natural Soap (TM).

its a joke, joker, get over yourself.

nope, you're not off the hook

I'm talking about natural, nourishing, cold-pressed, hand-cut soap for men.

Men who use their hands, men who build things, men who open the pickle jar on the first try.

like those mineral soaps that look like rocks?

that damned pickle jar... tough foe

Men who catch foul balls without spilling their beer.

You won't just smell good either. Your skin will be healthier, and more nourished.

Men who reshingle a roof without a single finger injury

I just want your pickled goodness... y u resit?

Dare I say... soft.

https://tenor.com/view/liberal-scream-leftist-moron-gif-9225992

this is my soap

now that's refreshing

Liberal tears

***Mama's little man?***

**U G H**

https://youtu.be/eVCQhUnMn-o?t=830

time for automated sentry guns

They're trying to acquire his beanie

Well then they're fools, the beanie is what gives him his superpowers

which is exactly why they're trying to get it

It'll burn their hands and blind them before they can even touch it

No vampire may get hold of it

The beanie is part of his head.

Taking his beanie off him is like taking his scalp

BALD BALD BALD!!!

even if they got the beanie off, they don't have the firepower to destroy the nexus inside

and that's assuming they can deal with him shooting portals everywhere

THOT patrol China
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791108/mob-rule-chinese-adulteress-stripped-naked-beaten-senseless-latest-attack-kind.html

but Hong Kong protestors are so rowdy, guys, seriously

Savagery

I know, women are so violent

I mean, lookit what Hong Kong is missing out on

ungrateful, tbh

I mean, I'm against cheating and whatnot but that is pretty savage

Name the THOT, blame the THOT

Thot justice

Anti no-deal aide leaking stuff just got frogmarched out by police

https://www.theweek.co.uk/103010/aide-frogmarched-out-of-no-10-after-cummings-clash