Trumpman bad again. Okay.

The soap you shower with?

It's shit.

@Aquila Fiacra trump man very bad

https://tenor.com/view/power-gif-8856772

@Spooky Melon I believe it

You probably haven't even questioned what bar of soap you lather up with.

Trumpman literally mustache man.

Let's face it: most guys don't.

gif denied!

I don't even use bars, prefer liquids

They're still using whatever bar their mommy bought for their little man.

https://tenor.com/view/what-old-spice-terry-crews-how-gif-3985295

Is that what you want? To smell like Mama's little man?

trump is literally hitler

LOL!

oh gawd

Well Trump's not a liberal either, but still no

But now you can upgrade your shower game with Doctor Squatch Natural Soap (TM).

its a joke, joker, get over yourself.

nope, you're not off the hook

I'm talking about natural, nourishing, cold-pressed, hand-cut soap for men.

Men who use their hands, men who build things, men who open the pickle jar on the first try.

like those mineral soaps that look like rocks?

that damned pickle jar... tough foe

Men who catch foul balls without spilling their beer.

You won't just smell good either. Your skin will be healthier, and more nourished.

Men who reshingle a roof without a single finger injury

I just want your pickled goodness... y u resit?

Dare I say... soft.

https://tenor.com/view/liberal-scream-leftist-moron-gif-9225992

this is my soap

now that's refreshing

Liberal tears

***Mama's little man?***

**U G H**

https://youtu.be/eVCQhUnMn-o?t=830

time for automated sentry guns

They're trying to acquire his beanie

Well then they're fools, the beanie is what gives him his superpowers

which is exactly why they're trying to get it