Message from @Blaster Master

Discord ID: 618681007838593032


2019-09-04 05:26:49 UTC  

gimme a point buy

2019-09-04 05:27:22 UTC  

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2019-09-04 05:28:05 UTC  

lol

2019-09-04 05:29:39 UTC  

All women are female, but not all females are women

2019-09-04 05:30:16 UTC  

The sky is commonly said to be blue

2019-09-04 05:30:49 UTC  

If you hold your shit in long enough, you will produce logs out of throat.

2019-09-04 05:31:33 UTC  

are you trying to invent proverbs?

2019-09-04 05:32:00 UTC  

I will not reveal my strategy

2019-09-04 05:32:34 UTC  

well it won't work, 'cause I'm too dumb to get what you're trying to do

2019-09-04 05:32:44 UTC  

Excellent

2019-09-04 05:33:01 UTC  

All according to plan...

2019-09-04 05:33:28 UTC  

Yknow, for a moment I thought you were trying to make a haiku. Could have been a good one.

2019-09-04 05:33:29 UTC  

Can't figure out my strategy if I can't either

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618680006763216906/ollesafeee.png

2019-09-04 05:35:06 UTC  

Women: females, not females: women
The sky is said to be blue
Hold shit for throat logs

2019-09-04 05:35:07 UTC  
2019-09-04 05:35:24 UTC  

You are the kid, i am the gorilla

2019-09-04 05:35:37 UTC  

There is no translator

2019-09-04 05:36:50 UTC  

you're in a kitchen
there's no fridge
there's no pans
there's no food
this isn't a kitchen
you're on the counter
"ara ara"

2019-09-04 05:37:18 UTC  

*wakes up*

2019-09-04 05:37:26 UTC  

BRUH

2019-09-04 05:37:27 UTC  

MOMENT

2019-09-04 05:37:32 UTC  

Bruh, i feel so woke rn

2019-09-04 05:37:39 UTC  

<:pepegun:588019479401726001>

2019-09-04 05:37:45 UTC  

go back to sleep

2019-09-04 05:38:26 UTC  

Who told you my catchphrase?

2019-09-04 05:38:45 UTC  

>cue boss music

2019-09-04 05:38:57 UTC  

Mwahahahahaa

2019-09-04 05:39:05 UTC  

ma dick

2019-09-04 05:39:06 UTC  

big peniss

2019-09-04 05:39:06 UTC  

stroke back and forth and do the cum cum

2019-09-04 05:39:07 UTC  

i used to think my life was *Harem Romance Consensual Vanilla*

2019-09-04 05:39:14 UTC  

do the cum cum

2019-09-04 05:39:16 UTC  

cum cum

2019-09-04 05:39:18 UTC  

nut

2019-09-04 05:39:22 UTC  

-Cachalot: The abhorrent-

2019-09-04 05:39:25 UTC  

but then i realized it was *NTR Mindbreak Cheating Futa*

2019-09-04 05:39:26 UTC  

I have pornhub open

2019-09-04 05:39:40 UTC  

And all I see is midget porn

2019-09-04 05:39:57 UTC  

What if this is how people learn to be adults in the future