Message from @Diakonus

Discord ID: 618678475267506217


2019-09-04 05:17:57 UTC  

Guys

2019-09-04 05:17:59 UTC  

Guys

2019-09-04 05:18:06 UTC  

Let’s not milk this to death

2019-09-04 05:18:35 UTC  

Also this is a good case for “milkshaking is violence”

2019-09-04 05:18:59 UTC  

this story is aging like milk

2019-09-04 05:19:11 UTC  

so is the kid

2019-09-04 05:19:29 UTC  

That sucks

2019-09-04 05:19:56 UTC  

These jokes are cheesy, you guys are bleuing it

2019-09-04 05:20:30 UTC  

But I would think that you would have to eat it, but was it contact that killed him?

2019-09-04 05:20:47 UTC  

They’re not even Gouda

2019-09-04 05:22:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618677302997549076/mem.mp4

2019-09-04 05:25:06 UTC  

@Jokerfaic > women are better at filling out character sheets, tbh

Women have less problems doing that since we roll more average shit, while dudes roll lots of highs and lows.

2019-09-04 05:26:05 UTC  

Look, clearly the dice wanted me to be both freakishly strong and smart, but look like chunk from the goonies. not my fault

2019-09-04 05:26:26 UTC  

Women are women

2019-09-04 05:26:35 UTC  

Ugh. Rolled stats.

2019-09-04 05:26:45 UTC  

If I wanted that I'd step outside

2019-09-04 05:26:49 UTC  

gimme a point buy

2019-09-04 05:27:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618678468716265472/unknown_2.png

2019-09-04 05:28:05 UTC  

lol

2019-09-04 05:29:39 UTC  

All women are female, but not all females are women

2019-09-04 05:30:16 UTC  

The sky is commonly said to be blue

2019-09-04 05:30:49 UTC  

If you hold your shit in long enough, you will produce logs out of throat.

2019-09-04 05:31:33 UTC  

are you trying to invent proverbs?

2019-09-04 05:32:00 UTC  

I will not reveal my strategy

2019-09-04 05:32:34 UTC  

well it won't work, 'cause I'm too dumb to get what you're trying to do

2019-09-04 05:32:44 UTC  

Excellent

2019-09-04 05:33:01 UTC  

All according to plan...

2019-09-04 05:33:28 UTC  

Yknow, for a moment I thought you were trying to make a haiku. Could have been a good one.

2019-09-04 05:33:29 UTC  

Can't figure out my strategy if I can't either

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/618680006763216906/ollesafeee.png

2019-09-04 05:35:06 UTC  

Women: females, not females: women
The sky is said to be blue
Hold shit for throat logs

2019-09-04 05:35:07 UTC  
2019-09-04 05:35:24 UTC  

You are the kid, i am the gorilla

2019-09-04 05:35:37 UTC  

There is no translator

2019-09-04 05:36:50 UTC  

you're in a kitchen
there's no fridge
there's no pans
there's no food
this isn't a kitchen
you're on the counter
"ara ara"

2019-09-04 05:37:18 UTC  

*wakes up*

2019-09-04 05:37:26 UTC  

BRUH

2019-09-04 05:37:27 UTC  

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