Message from @cachalot
Discord ID: 618681257978495006
If you hold your shit in long enough, you will produce logs out of throat.
are you trying to invent proverbs?
I will not reveal my strategy
well it won't work, 'cause I'm too dumb to get what you're trying to do
Excellent
All according to plan...
Yknow, for a moment I thought you were trying to make a haiku. Could have been a good one.
Women: females, not females: women
The sky is said to be blue
Hold shit for throat logs
You are the kid, i am the gorilla
There is no translator
https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fewedit.files.wordpress.com%2F2018%2F10%2Fhigh-school-musical.jpg&w=400&c=sc&poi=face&q=85
heres your high school musical chad protag, bro
you're in a kitchen
there's no fridge
there's no pans
there's no food
this isn't a kitchen
you're on the counter
"ara ara"
*wakes up*
BRUH
MOMENT
Bruh, i feel so woke rn
<:pepegun:588019479401726001>
go back to sleep
>cue boss music
Mwahahahahaa
ma dick
big peniss
stroke back and forth and do the cum cum
i used to think my life was *Harem Romance Consensual Vanilla*
do the cum cum
cum cum
nut
-Cachalot: The abhorrent-
but then i realized it was *NTR Mindbreak Cheating Futa*
I have pornhub open
And all I see is midget porn
What if this is how people learn to be adults in the future
what, discord?
Sure
god I hope not
suicides will skyrocket
Too late. Everyone here is the council of grandparents