Message from @Blaster Master

Discord ID: 618681476032233502


2019-09-04 05:35:24 UTC  

You are the kid, i am the gorilla

2019-09-04 05:35:37 UTC  

There is no translator

2019-09-04 05:36:50 UTC  

you're in a kitchen
there's no fridge
there's no pans
there's no food
this isn't a kitchen
you're on the counter
"ara ara"

2019-09-04 05:37:18 UTC  

*wakes up*

2019-09-04 05:37:26 UTC  

BRUH

2019-09-04 05:37:27 UTC  

MOMENT

2019-09-04 05:37:32 UTC  

Bruh, i feel so woke rn

2019-09-04 05:37:39 UTC  

<:pepegun:588019479401726001>

2019-09-04 05:37:45 UTC  

go back to sleep

2019-09-04 05:38:26 UTC  

Who told you my catchphrase?

2019-09-04 05:38:45 UTC  

>cue boss music

2019-09-04 05:38:57 UTC  

Mwahahahahaa

2019-09-04 05:39:05 UTC  

ma dick

2019-09-04 05:39:06 UTC  

big peniss

2019-09-04 05:39:06 UTC  

stroke back and forth and do the cum cum

2019-09-04 05:39:07 UTC  

i used to think my life was *Harem Romance Consensual Vanilla*

2019-09-04 05:39:14 UTC  

do the cum cum

2019-09-04 05:39:16 UTC  

cum cum

2019-09-04 05:39:18 UTC  

nut

2019-09-04 05:39:22 UTC  

-Cachalot: The abhorrent-

2019-09-04 05:39:25 UTC  

but then i realized it was *NTR Mindbreak Cheating Futa*

2019-09-04 05:39:26 UTC  

I have pornhub open

2019-09-04 05:39:40 UTC  

And all I see is midget porn

2019-09-04 05:39:57 UTC  

What if this is how people learn to be adults in the future

2019-09-04 05:40:11 UTC  

what, discord?

2019-09-04 05:40:15 UTC  

Sure

2019-09-04 05:40:24 UTC  

god I hope not

2019-09-04 05:40:34 UTC  

suicides will skyrocket

2019-09-04 05:40:45 UTC  

Too late. Everyone here is the council of grandparents

2019-09-04 05:40:53 UTC  

the young aren't ready for the sheer amount of layers of irony

2019-09-04 05:40:57 UTC  

We pull the strings, run the world

2019-09-04 05:41:01 UTC  

penis man

2019-09-04 05:41:02 UTC  

is big man

2019-09-04 05:41:02 UTC  

he has big penis

2019-09-04 05:41:03 UTC  

but having big penis

2019-09-04 05:41:04 UTC  

iss big responsibility

2019-09-04 05:41:23 UTC  

With great spam comes great responsibility

2019-09-04 05:41:25 UTC  

they'll take everything seriously that shouldn't be, and joke about shit that they'd best learn to take seriously

2019-09-04 05:41:50 UTC  

It is instrumental for the steel of future generations that they master how to properly layer irony