Message from @cachalot
Discord ID: 618681386966057000
I will not reveal my strategy
well it won't work, 'cause I'm too dumb to get what you're trying to do
Excellent
All according to plan...
Yknow, for a moment I thought you were trying to make a haiku. Could have been a good one.
Can't figure out my strategy if I can't either
Women: females, not females: women
The sky is said to be blue
Hold shit for throat logs
You are the kid, i am the gorilla
There is no translator
https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fewedit.files.wordpress.com%2F2018%2F10%2Fhigh-school-musical.jpg&w=400&c=sc&poi=face&q=85
heres your high school musical chad protag, bro
you're in a kitchen
there's no fridge
there's no pans
there's no food
this isn't a kitchen
you're on the counter
"ara ara"
*wakes up*
BRUH
MOMENT
Bruh, i feel so woke rn
<:pepegun:588019479401726001>
go back to sleep
Who told you my catchphrase?
>cue boss music
ma dick
big peniss
stroke back and forth and do the cum cum
i used to think my life was *Harem Romance Consensual Vanilla*
do the cum cum
cum cum
nut
-Cachalot: The abhorrent-
but then i realized it was *NTR Mindbreak Cheating Futa*
I have pornhub open
And all I see is midget porn
What if this is how people learn to be adults in the future
what, discord?
Sure
god I hope not
suicides will skyrocket
Too late. Everyone here is the council of grandparents
the young aren't ready for the sheer amount of layers of irony
We pull the strings, run the world