Pump and dump, sir

in all seriousness, yeah she cooks cajun/carribean/creole/asian

She's not a keeper

where tf does asian jump into the carribean

She's half Japanese, half Carribean mutt

what the

Awww

i guess I am pretty discriminatory. I... don't think I have every dated anything smaller than a C Cup

I haven't dated anyone bigger than C

banged, yes. but more than once? hmmm.

Ok I did date ONE DD

And never again

The word "pendulous" is a thing.

I'm tall. Short girls are typically an accident waiting to happen

Lol

I'm average, 4'11"-5'2" is my goldilocks range

Children appear to be your golidlocks range

Nope

I like the feel of stubble on my lips, as someone that was once a child, I know there's no stubble there.

fuckin pedo

https://youtu.be/eVlRQn6AMYs

THis one goes out to @JackH670

@Mikey

I dated a 16yo when I was 18 (legal window), I couldn't stand how bratty she'd get sometimes.

well yeah, society is infantalised these days

should raise the voting age to 21 at this point

Also, like, I'll spend quality time with 20 year olds, but I am also patient, and know 80% of the shit they say is insanely childish and crazy shit

I miss the days when 'she's got the Jack' refered to a playing card and not male equipment.

Even "mature" 20-23 year olds are just... so fucking childish

^^

depends on where from

To the older peeps here, if you want to go after the less mileage younger ladies, learn to not give a shit about their three dozen crisis per day

Europeans you can add 5 yrs to maturity

NinjaQuick, i've got some terrible news for you

Most women never grow out of that

To the younger lads here, same applies, but also don't get full of yourself, none of your shit matters

It gets way less frequent

Nope

It really doesn't

Yep

lol Eccles is right