Inadequate

B cups?

Can she cook?

^^

Can she clean?

DDcups, more than a mouthful

Does she shut the fuck up and stop being needy?

@Eccles Stop, I can only get so erect

Im sorry but you only get that with traps @Eccles

Her parents havent taught her anything yet :smirk:

its a shame the world we have to live in

The free market will decide, Edog 😉

If they haven't taught her anything by now, they'r enot going to, NQ

Pump and dump, sir

in all seriousness, yeah she cooks cajun/carribean/creole/asian

She's not a keeper

where tf does asian jump into the carribean

She's half Japanese, half Carribean mutt

what the

Awww

i guess I am pretty discriminatory. I... don't think I have every dated anything smaller than a C Cup

I haven't dated anyone bigger than C

banged, yes. but more than once? hmmm.

Ok I did date ONE DD

And never again

The word "pendulous" is a thing.

I'm tall. Short girls are typically an accident waiting to happen

Lol

I'm average, 4'11"-5'2" is my goldilocks range

Children appear to be your golidlocks range

Nope

I like the feel of stubble on my lips, as someone that was once a child, I know there's no stubble there.

fuckin pedo

https://youtu.be/eVlRQn6AMYs

THis one goes out to @JackH670

@Mikey

I dated a 16yo when I was 18 (legal window), I couldn't stand how bratty she'd get sometimes.

well yeah, society is infantalised these days

should raise the voting age to 21 at this point

Also, like, I'll spend quality time with 20 year olds, but I am also patient, and know 80% of the shit they say is insanely childish and crazy shit

I miss the days when 'she's got the Jack' refered to a playing card and not male equipment.