Message from @Eccles

Discord ID: 618594377031352320


2019-09-03 23:45:51 UTC  

Lol

2019-09-03 23:46:11 UTC  

I'm average, 4'11"-5'2" is my goldilocks range

2019-09-03 23:46:32 UTC  

Children appear to be your golidlocks range

2019-09-03 23:46:39 UTC  

Nope

2019-09-03 23:47:38 UTC  

I like the feel of stubble on my lips, as someone that was once a child, I know there's no stubble there.

2019-09-03 23:47:45 UTC  

fuckin pedo

2019-09-03 23:47:47 UTC  
2019-09-03 23:47:59 UTC  

THis one goes out to @JackH670

2019-09-03 23:48:49 UTC  
2019-09-03 23:50:28 UTC  

I dated a 16yo when I was 18 (legal window), I couldn't stand how bratty she'd get sometimes.

2019-09-03 23:50:47 UTC  

well yeah, society is infantalised these days

2019-09-03 23:51:00 UTC  

should raise the voting age to 21 at this point

2019-09-03 23:51:26 UTC  

Also, like, I'll spend quality time with 20 year olds, but I am also patient, and know 80% of the shit they say is insanely childish and crazy shit

2019-09-03 23:51:35 UTC  

I miss the days when 'she's got the Jack' refered to a playing card and not male equipment.

2019-09-03 23:51:59 UTC  

Even "mature" 20-23 year olds are just... so fucking childish

2019-09-03 23:52:09 UTC  

^^

2019-09-03 23:52:18 UTC  

depends on where from

2019-09-03 23:52:39 UTC  

To the older peeps here, if you want to go after the less mileage younger ladies, learn to not give a shit about their three dozen crisis per day

2019-09-03 23:52:44 UTC  

Europeans you can add 5 yrs to maturity

2019-09-03 23:53:07 UTC  

NinjaQuick, i've got some terrible news for you

2019-09-03 23:53:12 UTC  

Most women never grow out of that

2019-09-03 23:53:12 UTC  

To the younger lads here, same applies, but also don't get full of yourself, none of your shit matters

2019-09-03 23:53:25 UTC  

It gets way less frequent

2019-09-03 23:53:30 UTC  

Nope

2019-09-03 23:53:32 UTC  

It really doesn't

2019-09-03 23:53:33 UTC  

Yep

2019-09-03 23:53:36 UTC  

lol Eccles is right

2019-09-03 23:53:36 UTC  

It really does

2019-09-03 23:53:43 UTC  

Kids can calm them down some

2019-09-03 23:53:50 UTC  

because biology

2019-09-03 23:53:53 UTC  

but that's about it

2019-09-03 23:53:56 UTC  

Guys, I've been boning 20 year olds for a few years now

2019-09-03 23:54:00 UTC  

if they don't used them eggs... it fries their BRAIN

2019-09-03 23:54:11 UTC  

25-26 really is a shift in drama

2019-09-03 23:54:28 UTC  

wait till 30

2019-09-03 23:54:43 UTC  

>boning anyone 30 or over

2019-09-03 23:54:53 UTC  

it's like they wake up each moring to the intro of Pink Floyd's - Time

2019-09-03 23:55:16 UTC  

Wamen are just crazy at any age

2019-09-03 23:55:28 UTC  

I'm not saying that's not the case

2019-09-03 23:55:34 UTC  

TRUTH, brother

2019-09-03 23:55:47 UTC  

but they stop being childish, they just become psychotic