https://youtu.be/ZTo-aIIxihc

Has the scotch been out, Jack?

nah not today

I promise i'm not TheBinarySurfer

"You can't help yourself cause yourself SUCKS.... you can't help yourself cause yourself is an ASSHOLE"

GF has B cups

And I gotta say

First time I saw them

I fell in love

that seems nice :3

Inadequate

B cups?

Can she cook?

^^

Can she clean?

DDcups, more than a mouthful

Does she shut the fuck up and stop being needy?

@Eccles Stop, I can only get so erect

Im sorry but you only get that with traps @Eccles

Her parents havent taught her anything yet :smirk:

its a shame the world we have to live in

The free market will decide, Edog 😉

If they haven't taught her anything by now, they'r enot going to, NQ

Pump and dump, sir

in all seriousness, yeah she cooks cajun/carribean/creole/asian

She's not a keeper

where tf does asian jump into the carribean

She's half Japanese, half Carribean mutt

what the

Awww

i guess I am pretty discriminatory. I... don't think I have every dated anything smaller than a C Cup

I haven't dated anyone bigger than C

banged, yes. but more than once? hmmm.

Ok I did date ONE DD

And never again

The word "pendulous" is a thing.

I'm tall. Short girls are typically an accident waiting to happen

Lol

I'm average, 4'11"-5'2" is my goldilocks range

Children appear to be your golidlocks range

Nope