I can't wait for my town to turn tory again

A sentence I bet you never thought you'd type

Oddschecker has darlo as Tory as favourite

I hate tories, but I hate how my mp doesn't support the will of the constiuancy due to her being a hard remainer and still being against Brexit and refusing to allow it to happen

Whereas Peter Gibson is a remainer, but he accepts the result of the referendum and wants to get us out because democracy

Gonna go up for Christmas to see family, "so I hrrr yer all racist now"

Wacka, I'll run ya down in my car

Almost as if a vote should be respected

I always wear my car-proof jacket when in darlo

Greetings insects

Greetings mollusc

Oh look, the sex offender is here

I wouldn’t mind being a mollusc

If we're gonna lie about others, let's lie about PEP <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Rock solid

With moist appendages

Molluscs aren't solid though

Fuck

Have you ever seen a slug

I thought they were shellfish

Learn your species

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXotHSb5CV0

Retard

Yo what

I’m getting my sea creatures mixed up

@Eccles it's a highly anticipated YouGov poll, published tonight. apparently it accurately forecast the 2017 election. MRP = 'multilevel regression and post-stratification poll'

Fun!

Uh oh

Sky news are fact checking the snp

Snp was founded by fascists. Let's never let them forget

No it wasn't

They were suspected of being Fascists but no evidence was given by the British State to prove it

Tfw they basically called Sturgeon a liar

Exactly, fascists smh

A liar in British politics?

Fuckingggggg hellllllll

She's a dangerous liar though

Funny how he goes mad over Boris saying something fishy, but not when it isn't a tory <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928> <:thinking_clown:590855640268668928>

And no one really challenges her on it

I think there might be a few shocks this year... Feel like theres more openness/blatentnees about illegal voting

Stuck in the London bubble must be really painful