What kinda ponce wears gloves to put something in the fire?

Did Corbyn really tell everyone we're all going to get a bill to see our gp

And a bill to give birth

Excuse me

Talks so much shit... And calls BoJo a liar

https://twitter.com/harrytlambert/status/1199728255433093121

Tbh I dunno if he's going quite as hard on this tory

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1199413307607801857?s=19

Isn't this the meme couple

Yes

I can't wait for my town to turn tory again

A sentence I bet you never thought you'd type

Oddschecker has darlo as Tory as favourite

I hate tories, but I hate how my mp doesn't support the will of the constiuancy due to her being a hard remainer and still being against Brexit and refusing to allow it to happen

Whereas Peter Gibson is a remainer, but he accepts the result of the referendum and wants to get us out because democracy

Gonna go up for Christmas to see family, "so I hrrr yer all racist now"

Wacka, I'll run ya down in my car

Almost as if a vote should be respected

I always wear my car-proof jacket when in darlo

Greetings insects

Greetings mollusc

Oh look, the sex offender is here

I wouldn’t mind being a mollusc

If we're gonna lie about others, let's lie about PEP <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Rock solid

With moist appendages

Molluscs aren't solid though

Fuck

Have you ever seen a slug

I thought they were shellfish

Learn your species

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXotHSb5CV0

Retard

Yo what

I’m getting my sea creatures mixed up

@Eccles it's a highly anticipated YouGov poll, published tonight. apparently it accurately forecast the 2017 election. MRP = 'multilevel regression and post-stratification poll'

Fun!

Uh oh

Sky news are fact checking the snp

Snp was founded by fascists. Let's never let them forget

No it wasn't