A prime example

two peanuts were walking down the road. one got asalted

What happened to the other one?

He got crushed

Someone once told me they are dying to meet me in person after this pandemic is over. I told them I’ll say good words at their funeral while staying at lest 6 feet away from their casket

@[TDE] Smokie I won the no-bell prize as well! But I ended getting arrested for breaking and entering...

Why don't blind people skydive? .........Because it scares the hell out of the seeing eye dogs!

Q: Why didn't 4 ask 5 out for a date?

A: Because he was 2².

🤦‍♂️

Why is the man bald? ||because he doesn’t have hair||

like a belt ;-;

When your dad left you and you're now 'man of the house': <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why was six afraid of 7?

||Cause 7 was a registered six offender||

no, it's because 7 8 9

Ok, thats pretty good. Lmao.

I don’t get it. But I’m not multilingual so I guess that’s why! Lol

@Sorralix Pain is the French word for bread

Ah. My entire life makes sense now! Mother always said I was bread by my father.

Lingual is also a medical term for tongue

It derives from the Latin for language

My grandfather: “How do you catch an elephant?”
Me: “I don’t know. How?”
Grandfather: “You dig a very deep hole; fill it with ash and line it with peanuts. When an elephant comes to take a peanut, you kick him in the ash-hole!”

This morning a hunter woke up and shot an elephant in his pajamas.

How the elephant got in his pajamas he just didn't know

My grandfather had a good one:

"What do you get when you remove the F from fair?"
"Air"
"Now what do you get when you remove the F from way?"

heh

Rom way?

You got me.

What is it?

There's no f'n way.

Lmao

Ahah!

Yeah, but what is there no f in way about?

Good try. Lacks base

First part needs to be something different, something that couldn't be possible.