What happened to the other one?

He got crushed

Someone once told me they are dying to meet me in person after this pandemic is over. I told them I’ll say good words at their funeral while staying at lest 6 feet away from their casket

@[TDE] Smokie I won the no-bell prize as well! But I ended getting arrested for breaking and entering...

Why don't blind people skydive? .........Because it scares the hell out of the seeing eye dogs!

Q: Why didn't 4 ask 5 out for a date?

A: Because he was 2².

🤦‍♂️

Why is the man bald? ||because he doesn’t have hair||

like a belt ;-;

When your dad left you and you're now 'man of the house': <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why was six afraid of 7?

||Cause 7 was a registered six offender||

no, it's because 7 8 9

Ok, thats pretty good. Lmao.

I don’t get it. But I’m not multilingual so I guess that’s why! Lol

@Sorralix Pain is the French word for bread

Ah. My entire life makes sense now! Mother always said I was bread by my father.

Lingual is also a medical term for tongue

It derives from the Latin for language

My grandfather: “How do you catch an elephant?”
Me: “I don’t know. How?”
Grandfather: “You dig a very deep hole; fill it with ash and line it with peanuts. When an elephant comes to take a peanut, you kick him in the ash-hole!”

This morning a hunter woke up and shot an elephant in his pajamas.

How the elephant got in his pajamas he just didn't know

My grandfather had a good one:

"What do you get when you remove the F from fair?"
"Air"
"Now what do you get when you remove the F from way?"

heh

Rom way?

You got me.

What is it?

There's no f'n way.

Lmao

Ahah!

Yeah, but what is there no f in way about?

Good try. Lacks base

First part needs to be something different, something that couldn't be possible.

That way the 2nd part "no fn way" is both a pun and a response to the first part of the joke.

I always read these to my husband and he is always disappointed while I am dying of laughter