Message from @SayIDidIt™
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Lingual is also a medical term for tongue
It derives from the Latin for language
My grandfather: “How do you catch an elephant?”
Me: “I don’t know. How?”
Grandfather: “You dig a very deep hole; fill it with ash and line it with peanuts. When an elephant comes to take a peanut, you kick him in the ash-hole!”
This morning a hunter woke up and shot an elephant in his pajamas.
How the elephant got in his pajamas he just didn't know
My grandfather had a good one:
"What do you get when you remove the F from fair?"
"Air"
"Now what do you get when you remove the F from way?"
heh
Rom way?
You got me.
What is it?
There's no f'n way.
Lmao
Ahah!
Yeah, but what is there no f in way about?
Good try. Lacks base
First part needs to be something different, something that couldn't be possible.
That way the 2nd part "no fn way" is both a pun and a response to the first part of the joke.
I always read these to my husband and he is always disappointed while I am dying of laughter
No “No F in way” stands on its own. It is a statement “there is no F in way” and it can also be construed as “No Fucking way”.
Correct, the first half is only there to get you to let your guard down.
whats red and smells like blue paint?
Paint?
Red paint. Because paint smells the same, but it’s the color red
your ass when the smurfs are finished with ya
CORRECT
My dad nailed me with that one when we was picking out a paint scheme for our 65
I never ran fast enough, so...
A friend of mine, who was a road construction worker, was let go from his job following accusations of theft. I didn't believe the charges, but when I went to his house to see how he was, all the signs were there.
These dad jokes are starting to *build* upon each other!
I thought it went:
How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?
Take the f out of safe and the f out of way.
....
what
in the world
Is it “what in the world”?
Or “*where on* the world”?
