Message from @4wheel
Discord ID: 808293110689562673
Guy 1: hey if I throw sodium chloride at someone’s eyes, will I get charged?
Guy 2: yes,thats assault
Guy 1: ||I know its a salt but will I get charged||
A dad and a mom go to court for custody of a child.
The Judge asks the mother: Why should you have custody?
Mom: I gave birth to that baby it should be mine!
Then, the judge says to the father:
Why should you have custody of the child?
Father: Judge listen, if you go to a coke vending machine, and you get a coke, and the coke comes out of the vending machine, is it the vending machines coke or mine?
...And he and his son lived happily ever after
the mangolorian
boba fett
emperor pulpatine
So now I HAVE to post this.
Darth Tater
Fruit Wars.
Tony starch
Q: what do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in the ocean? A: Bob
☝️
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi?
Stu.
*id shrug*
I thought you’d call them both by their names?
I hang dogs from the ceiling to raise the roof
no I don't wanna log into facebook
Then don’t
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Rail gun
Off the rails
That one took a turn...
Yes
Dont mind me i was just making one of the stupidest jokes i could
ok
That joke was a trainwreck
Ikr thanks
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Lol
Why'd it take me so long to get that 🤦
Someones going to need to expain that one to me.
Bc works backwards
a boui 😄
lmao
in BC the years go DOWN so 7,999 BC is 1 year later than 8,000 BC 🙂
I speek gud tu
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