Message from @JDCREW
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Yes
Dont mind me i was just making one of the stupidest jokes i could
ok
That joke was a trainwreck
Ikr thanks
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Lol
Why'd it take me so long to get that 🤦
Someones going to need to expain that one to me.
Bc works backwards
a boui 😄
lmao
in BC the years go DOWN so 7,999 BC is 1 year later than 8,000 BC 🙂
I speek gud tu
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My friend begged me to sing Oasis's "Wonderwall". I said Maybe!
A friend of mine died recently. At the funeral, I asked his wife if I could say a word. She consented, so I stood up and said, "Plethora."
As I sat down, she leaned over to me and said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
That's not really a dad joke
It's just sad
it's a sad joke :(
Well, what did you expect, it took you 18 years to get the fuggen milk...
My niece just came up to me and said, "I need a bookmark." I just started crying; almost fifteen years old, and she STILL doesn't know my name is Bryan.
more in <#801170164203913216> 🙂
To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I WILL find you; you have my Word.
Wow lol
To that man in a wheelchair who stole my camo hoodie, you can hide but you cant run
Kinda the same
Sry for ping forgot to turn it off
I think I'll survive.
Pheww
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