A dad and a mom go to court for custody of a child.

The Judge asks the mother: Why should you have custody?

Mom: I gave birth to that baby it should be mine!

Then, the judge says to the father:

Why should you have custody of the child?

Father: Judge listen, if you go to a coke vending machine, and you get a coke, and the coke comes out of the vending machine, is it the vending machines coke or mine?

...And he and his son lived happily ever after

the mangolorian

boba fett

emperor pulpatine

So now I HAVE to post this.

Darth Tater

Fruit Wars.

Tony starch

Q: what do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in the ocean? A: Bob

☝️

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi?

Stu.

*id shrug*
I thought you’d call them both by their names?

I hang dogs from the ceiling to raise the roof

no I don't wanna log into facebook

Then don’t

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Rail gun

Off the rails

That one took a turn...

Yes

Dont mind me i was just making one of the stupidest jokes i could

ok

That joke was a trainwreck

Ikr thanks

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/576502577756372994/808019809187004416/phd99f96r1g61.png?width=720&height=566

Lol

Why'd it take me so long to get that 🤦

Someones going to need to expain that one to me.

Bc works backwards

a boui 😄

lmao

in BC the years go DOWN so 7,999 BC is 1 year later than 8,000 BC 🙂

I speek gud tu

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