Message from @TheCraziestOregonian
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Not gonna lie thereās dad jokes and then just low quality āwaste of my timeā jokes and that roast was the latter
Guy 1: hey if I throw sodium chloride at someoneās eyes, will I get charged?
Guy 2: yes,thats assault
Guy 1: ||I know its a salt but will I get charged||
A dad and a mom go to court for custody of a child.
The Judge asks the mother: Why should you have custody?
Mom: I gave birth to that baby it should be mine!
Then, the judge says to the father:
Why should you have custody of the child?
Father: Judge listen, if you go to a coke vending machine, and you get a coke, and the coke comes out of the vending machine, is it the vending machines coke or mine?
...And he and his son lived happily ever after
Fruit Wars.
Q: what do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in the ocean? A: Bob
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi?
Stu.
*id shrug*
I thought youād call them both by their names?
I hang dogs from the ceiling to raise the roof
Then donāt
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Off the rails
That one took a turn...
Yes
Dont mind me i was just making one of the stupidest jokes i could
ok
That joke was a trainwreck
Ikr thanks
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Lol
Why'd it take me so long to get that š¤¦
Someones going to need to expain that one to me.
Bc works backwards
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lmao