Message from @studentlone
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if my husband and smokie ever got in a room together I am sure neither would leave alive....
My dad told me to never open the cellar door but my curiosity got the best of me so obe day I opened it and to my surprise it was nothing but green grass and blue skies
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 4 legs ||you call it a fucking cow||
What does @[TDE] Smokie call a cow in a McDonald’s drive thru?
||Mother||
NOT EVEN SMOKIE CAN STOP THAT ROAST
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Not gonna lie there’s dad jokes and then just low quality ‘waste of my time’ jokes and that roast was the latter
Leaked image of Smokies father:
Guy 1: hey if I throw sodium chloride at someone’s eyes, will I get charged?
Guy 2: yes,thats assault
Guy 1: ||I know its a salt but will I get charged||
A dad and a mom go to court for custody of a child.
The Judge asks the mother: Why should you have custody?
Mom: I gave birth to that baby it should be mine!
Then, the judge says to the father:
Why should you have custody of the child?
Father: Judge listen, if you go to a coke vending machine, and you get a coke, and the coke comes out of the vending machine, is it the vending machines coke or mine?
...And he and his son lived happily ever after
the mangolorian
boba fett
emperor pulpatine
So now I HAVE to post this.
Darth Tater
Fruit Wars.
Tony starch
☝️
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi?
Stu.
*id shrug*
I thought you’d call them both by their names?
I hang dogs from the ceiling to raise the roof
no I don't wanna log into facebook
Then don’t
🤦♂️
Rail gun
Off the rails
That one took a turn...
Yes
Dont mind me i was just making one of the stupidest jokes i could
ok
That joke was a trainwreck
Ikr thanks
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.