I hope everyone else understands this like i do

Repost. I did that one already 😝😛

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.

I think I have just seen Michael J Fox in a flower shop, though i still cant be sure it was him though....He had his back to the Fuchsias

My friend thinks he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them...Personally I think he torques out of his ass.

I don't get that last one

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Lmao

Nice

<:salut:730846445732888630> to the fallen eyelash solders who have fallen protecting our eyes from danger
One moment there're here, and in the blink of an eye, they're gone. It's a painful sight

racing geese for sale : let me know if you want a quick gander.

My friend accidentally spilled a bottle of her sons Ritalin in her Ford Fiesta...Now it's a Ford Focus.

I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head, It's a loaf hat diet

My life is not a joke.
||Jokes have meaning.||

Did you hear about the inmate with a studder? They didn't know if he would finish his sentence.

Would be amazing if these all were posted in a meme format...

@[TDE] Smokie ^ there's a start xd

I was seriously about to make that

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was having a miserable day at work until I accidently spilt bleach on my Muslim coworker... It really lightened Mahmoud.

https://tenor.com/view/what-shocked-surprised-say-what-are-you-kidding-me-gif-14001046

I found a snake on my car windscreen...I think it was a windscreen viper 🐍

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but thats Heinz sight for you.

I was trying not to wake anyone up the other night, so I put some French pancakes on my feet and crepéd up the stairs

The mother in law been complaining about getting blisters on her hands from using the broom...i don't understand why she just doesn't take the car 🤷‍♂️

😏😏😏

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he raised me nevertheless