Message from @Kavasir
Discord ID: 816496695361273886
Lmao
Nice
<:salut:730846445732888630> to the fallen eyelash solders who have fallen protecting our eyes from danger
One moment there're here, and in the blink of an eye, they're gone. It's a painful sight
racing geese for sale : let me know if you want a quick gander.
My friend accidentally spilled a bottle of her sons Ritalin in her Ford Fiesta...Now it's a Ford Focus.
I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head, It's a loaf hat diet
My life is not a joke.
||Jokes have meaning.||
Did you hear about the inmate with a studder? They didn't know if he would finish his sentence.
Would be amazing if these all were posted in a meme format...
@[TDE] Smokie ^ there's a start xd
I was seriously about to make that
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I was having a miserable day at work until I accidently spilt bleach on my Muslim coworker... It really lightened Mahmoud.
I found a snake on my car windscreen...I think it was a windscreen viper π
I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but thats Heinz sight for you.
I was trying not to wake anyone up the other night, so I put some French pancakes on my feet and crepΓ©d up the stairs
The mother in law been complaining about getting blisters on her hands from using the broom...i don't understand why she just doesn't take the car π€·ββοΈ
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he raised me nevertheless
He took fatherhood to all new heights
A relationship like that has to be taken one step at a time.
I hate all of these rebuttal jokes to my ladder joke. I guess I will have to **step** down from the best dad jokes title
You would have had to step up to that position in the first place, to be able to step down...
that's a let down
I guess he fell from great heights.
Ladies~π
He took a step in the wrong direction.
In Mexico, Midgets are called paragraphs...Thats because they are too short to be essays
I knew Snow would show up to say somethin about that on <:KEK:795742276549607456>
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I used to be in a Goth rock band called 'Prevention'. We were better than The Cure.
Guys I just made a joke Iβve never heard before
Completely original
Here it is