racing geese for sale : let me know if you want a quick gander.

My friend accidentally spilled a bottle of her sons Ritalin in her Ford Fiesta...Now it's a Ford Focus.

I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head, It's a loaf hat diet

My life is not a joke.
||Jokes have meaning.||

Did you hear about the inmate with a studder? They didn't know if he would finish his sentence.

Would be amazing if these all were posted in a meme format...

@[TDE] Smokie ^ there's a start xd

I was seriously about to make that

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I was having a miserable day at work until I accidently spilt bleach on my Muslim coworker... It really lightened Mahmoud.

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I found a snake on my car windscreen...I think it was a windscreen viper 🐍

I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but thats Heinz sight for you.

I was trying not to wake anyone up the other night, so I put some French pancakes on my feet and crepéd up the stairs

The mother in law been complaining about getting blisters on her hands from using the broom...i don't understand why she just doesn't take the car 🤷‍♂️

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he raised me nevertheless

He took fatherhood to all new heights

A relationship like that has to be taken one step at a time.

I hate all of these rebuttal jokes to my ladder joke. I guess I will have to **step** down from the best dad jokes title

You would have had to step up to that position in the first place, to be able to step down...

that's a let down

I guess he fell from great heights.

Ladies~😘

He took a step in the wrong direction.

In Mexico, Midgets are called paragraphs...Thats because they are too short to be essays

I knew Snow would show up to say somethin about that on <:KEK:795742276549607456>

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I used to be in a Goth rock band called 'Prevention'. We were better than The Cure.

Guys I just made a joke I’ve never heard before

Completely original

Here it is

I just put a pot of boiling water it my car. Now I can’t see out my windows. I fogged up bad this time guys <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>