As a Christian I believe it is real.

Notice how it says you didn't follow the guidelines on dangerous individuals. You made Biden and Kamala look too nice.

Is there a place where we can see Tyler's sources for his videos and such? My academic papers don't allow a source to be some youtuber.

I think political commentator would work. Thanks!

I can dance just as well as a plank of wood.

Me: When's dinner?
My dad: At dinnertime.

Not sure if this is a dad joke:

There was a young girl named Hall
who fell in the spring in the fall
would have been a sad thing
if she died in the spring
but she didn't, she died in the fall

I have the fear of suddenly stopping.

Woodcutters have the most advanced technology. Their equipment is cutting edge.

I remember when I learned about acceleration in the first grade. We learned quantum physics the next day. It was quite a struggle because I had to walk to school uphill both ways.
-was this anybody else's dad?

like any time? cuz uh, long story...

I learned that in science in the sixth grade. I hope it isn't calculus.

did you vote for Biden? if not, you are smarter than a whole lot of people.

Nah, it just means that you won't be on AOC's list

The small amount of you that will understand this joke, good job.

Liberal: "He has an AR!"
Accountant: "So?"

yup

The antennae must have had good feelings for each other.

My life is not a joke.
||Jokes have meaning.||

I guess he fell from great heights.

Your mom is so dumb, she got stuck on the escalator when it broke down.
@ was supposed to be off, sorry

How did you know?

Just be a liberal, then you can do no wrong

Hey, I found a picture of your mom online

Puerto Rico, Texas Part 2, and Alaska Part 2

State of Trump

Having previously been a cashier, I checked out a great deal of women. And men.

At least one of those days is actually worth having.

Unicorns are fluffy, not furry, because the only ones that exist are stuffed animals.

@Froski you don't need to dress up like a bush to scare people. You just need to have "Froski is typing" come up in chat.

I raided a raid in Minecraft

Mr.Hashi, I can smell your onion breath from here.

Agreed. Raw onions are the best.

Sometimes I cut an onion to remember if I have feelings or not.

What are "teeth"?

We, together as one...

I was inspired to create a youtube channel. Then I realized I had no content.

I was talking to the voices in my head, but ok

Anybody watch K-von Comedy?

He's a conservative comedian.

He posted a song today about Dr. Fauci.

Thanos snapped, but couldn't kill Batman. Because he's Batman.

My toes are in violation of the Geneva Convention.

Well, they do sell pigs feet at the store...

They're, not there or their

I like using them

Toes are essential to my quest for self-transportation with out the use of automotive or mechanical devices.

ouyay eakspay igpay atinlay?

get a room Biden and ottie

Lucky

Still waiting to go on my first date

If cannibalism was acceptable, world hunger would end. Change my mind.

Support Cannibalism, Support NachoEagle for President, I'm running in 2040.

You get to get rid of Liberals first

I am alone.

I live in Texas, not Alabama.

My cousins are married and significantly older than I am, but they were adopted, how did you know?

put dynomite in the San Andreas fault and launch them into the Pacific

You are

Although Technoblade did make fun of liberals once so there may be two of you

So what if I wanted to vote for Hillary so I could vote for a person who absolutely in no way ever made anyone disappear.

That was a joke guys, I wasn't old enough to vote yet.

So you'd rather vote for Pelosi

100000 votes came in last night for assassins

The 2020 elction was won fair and square. 👀

Oh great Zuckerburg, how amazing you are, and knowledgeable. May your infinite wisdom flow through to us mere mortals.

Am I safe yet?

I'm still waiting to have a crush that doesnt ignore me.

Yes

I'm 18, i've had lots of practice

I have a mom and dad

So I'm better than Batman

Tchaikovsky has a great piece of music, Snova Kak Prezdhe Odin, or Again, as Before, Alone.

I need to gain weight, want to donate?

I'll lose it in 2 hours so it won't matter

ouch

Do you sing the song?

I'm 5'9 and 130lbs, i should be about 140-150

I'm less than 10% body fat, so all my weight is muscle

And I'm still underweight so that tells you how much muscle I have

Don't worry about it yet @Cameron Sadowski just stay healthy

Cya

My current goal^

I look like a toothpick until someone punches me in the stomach and hits my vertebrae and breaks their hand. It's very intimidating.

I also sharpen my elbows daily

I am not bony, just calcium enriched.

I stabbed a man 3 miles away with my elbow once

I got an acceptance letter to Texas A&M University for my 17th birthday

FASFA and Texas assurance fund payed for most of my costs, I'm debt free rn

Take that Tyler, stop saying colleges are so bad.