Message from @JDCREW
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I found a snake on my car windscreen...I think it was a windscreen viper ๐
I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes, but thats Heinz sight for you.
I was trying not to wake anyone up the other night, so I put some French pancakes on my feet and crepรฉd up the stairs
The mother in law been complaining about getting blisters on her hands from using the broom...i don't understand why she just doesn't take the car ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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he raised me nevertheless
He took fatherhood to all new heights
A relationship like that has to be taken one step at a time.
I hate all of these rebuttal jokes to my ladder joke. I guess I will have to **step** down from the best dad jokes title
You would have had to step up to that position in the first place, to be able to step down...
that's a let down
I guess he fell from great heights.
Ladies~๐
He took a step in the wrong direction.
In Mexico, Midgets are called paragraphs...Thats because they are too short to be essays
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I used to be in a Goth rock band called 'Prevention'. We were better than The Cure.
Guys I just made a joke Iโve never heard before
Completely original
Here it is
I just put a pot of boiling water it my car. Now I canโt see out my windows. I fogged up bad this time guys <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>
C Clamp half of a honey baked ham on a nice plate?
love that song
Yeah
Bit of a long winded chorus tho...
Please someone explain ^^
the guy blocked him
Oh I finally see
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If you're happy and you know it.... "clamp your ham". I think that's what you're missing.