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he raised me nevertheless

He took fatherhood to all new heights

A relationship like that has to be taken one step at a time.

I hate all of these rebuttal jokes to my ladder joke. I guess I will have to **step** down from the best dad jokes title

You would have had to step up to that position in the first place, to be able to step down...

that's a let down

I guess he fell from great heights.

Ladies~😘

He took a step in the wrong direction.

In Mexico, Midgets are called paragraphs...Thats because they are too short to be essays

I knew Snow would show up to say somethin about that on <:KEK:795742276549607456>

🥺

I used to be in a Goth rock band called 'Prevention'. We were better than The Cure.

Guys I just made a joke I’ve never heard before

Completely original

Here it is

I just put a pot of boiling water it my car. Now I can’t see out my windows. I fogged up bad this time guys <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

C Clamp half of a honey baked ham on a nice plate?

love that song

Yeah

Bit of a long winded chorus tho...

@[TDE] Smokie

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/816834499060039680/FB_IMG_1614817150243.jpg

Please someone explain ^^

the guy blocked him

Oh I finally see

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If you're happy and you know it.... "clamp your ham". I think that's what you're missing.

Knock knock
"who's there? “
“dishes"
"dishes who? “
" dishes the ghost of Sean connery"

he knows, he's bein a smartass

This is the best dad joke you’ll ever see

https://tenor.com/view/sarcastic-sarcasm-love-the-sarcasm-gif-12437094

👏 👏 👏

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to the casino? Tibet

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@Kavasir more please <:Teeth:798301808996384828>